To the two gorgeous girls who were trying to cross the road between a certain hotel and the Harbour Front late this afternoon. I stopped and let you cross, you yelled and wanted me to stop and say hi. My shyness got the best of me and I was totally caught off guard. If I see you out tonight I’ll have consumed enough liquid courage to introduce myself I hope. —Hopelessly Shy Dude…
This article appears in Feb 7-13, 2013.
Because you have to be drunk to talk to women?
Pffft. They just want your money, anyway. Forget about ’em.
captain???
Haha, thanks Good Dog.
But The Captain would have moored his vessel to speak with the Ladies. Plus I don’t drink, nor would I require alcohol to have a conversation.
I’m sure as hell not gonna be out tonight…
anyone wanna guess how many drunks are gonna freeze to death tonight in the storm?
Can you say “Hooker”?