To the guy who prank phone called me at work on Friday Night. You are frickin hilarious! You have no idea what stress I went through that night. Taking all these phone orders, working around the clock. My head was about to explode. Your hilarious antics made me laugh so hard, and I realized how great it felt to laugh after a long day at work. You really made my night.
—Anticipating your next call
This article appears in Nov 12-18, 2009.


That’s so sweet. So much better then the heavy breathers you usually get!