To the douchebag with the high pitched possibly prepubescent voice who was harassing pedestrians on Herring Cove Road from what looked like a shitty dark green sunfire.
I just wanted to explain to you why your life sucks so much flaccid dick. It’s because you’re an asshole, and being an asshole no matter how much shit you give out there’s always more coming your way.
The thing is, the only somewhat respectable asshole is the one that can handle the shit it causes. They don’t need to scream at pedestrians from a moving car because they can scream at them on equal ground and deal with the inevitable shit it causes. You can’t, because you are a weak coward and terrified of people noticing. Instead, you desperately overcompensate for your insecurities by only harassing people who can’t retaliate and thus don’t run the risk of having that mess in your pants exposed. You drive away deluded, feeling like a winner when you were never even playing the game. Congratulations, you have failed at being a person.
Fortunately for you, you can gain back your self respect by finally learning how to wipe your own ass. You just have to start harassing people while you’re both on equal ground. I’d be very interested to see how many people you could scream at in that shrill little voice of yours before getting that shit beaten right out of you, shit that you’ll no longer be able to fling at unsuspecting pedestrians like a fucking monkey in a zoo. —Suck My Balls
This article appears in Sep 22-28, 2011.
My cat’s breath smells like cat food.
Wow, this dude is pissed! lol.
my cat’s don’t have breath anymore
Sebastian’s breath smells like penis?
My cat has cat-like reflexes.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1qHVVbYG8Y
Fortunately for your cat, Fluffy can gain back its self respect by finally learning how to wipe its own ass.
And that makes about as much sense as this poorly-written “Bitch”.
“Instead, you desperately overcompensate for your insecurities by only harassing people who can’t retaliate and thus don’t run the risk of having that mess in your pants exposed.”
Uh.. like you just did?
Seriously. They’re thumbless rednecks who, if they’re really lucky, might get the chance to clean your toilet someday. They’re nobody. Why waste energy on Morlocks?
Chuck chuck chuck
OP, you should have called him muscleyarms and invited him down to the cellar for some popscicles. Got a whole freezer full down there.
I feel like even I, in all my long-windedness could have made this bitch more to the point. Comme ceci:
Hey asshole, yeah, you think you’re tough shouting at people from your car. Next time, grow a pair and get out of your vehicle if you want to talk shit. Then we’ll see what is who.
-Gettin on with my day now
Thanks Tommyjules for clearing it up I couldn’t understand shit what the OP was ranting about other then saying shit every couple of words
I hate these calling yelling tools! It’s true, they won’t even go as far as looking into your eyes if they walked past you, let alone say something like “Suck my cock!”
Chocolate salty balls?
I thought it was Schweddy balls? Perhaps he was a Cork Soaker?
haha, did you see the new snl? the drug testing schtick was funny
OB, are you scared to yell back, or scared the guy in the shit car might shoot you. Spryfield isn’t worth going to.
hey now, leave the suckster’s handle out of this. you had a nice meeting with jr. dumbass, and of course his car is a piece of shit, but i bet he had a 5,000 dollar welfare paid stereo in it. that is all that matters to these types of fools. guess i’ll have to start driving regular again. time to look at a big ole tank of a car. fuck the price of gas, just need 2 or 3 tons of metal to ram these fools into submission.
Speaking of SNL:
NSFW
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0DeIqJm4vM…
andddddd:
NSFW
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pi7gwX7rjOw…
It’s not gay when it’s in a three-way.