To the guy from the bachelor party on Tuesday night: We ended up at the top of citadel hill after drinking at two bars downtown. I was a mess and you were a perfect gentleman. The next day I regretted leaving you so abruptly (due to drunkenness) without adequately expressing how much I appreciate that you didn’t take advantage of me and that you actually gave a shit about whether I got home alright (which is more than I can say for my friends). Thanks for restoring my faith in men and humanity at a time when I really needed it. You’re a great person. — partycrasher
This article appears in Aug 15-21, 2013.


There’s at least one decent man out there.
when you time aftre time choose shity partners of course all you see are shitt y partnres .