To the ass pick on the corner: Put the guitar away. You suck so bad you force people to jay-walk. —Go away
This article appears in Jan 8-14, 2015.
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Maybe YOU could teach him?
Well if he’s picking his ass, he ain’t playin guitar! Pick one!!
Does he also have ass-voice?
THE ASS PICK
Perhaps the reason his guitar playing is so bad lies in the fact that he was using an ass pick. While this can be quite extraordinary when done well it is frightfully difficult to master – exceptional buttock-control is essential – and it’s no surprise that he is not yet an adept. Give him time.
A pleasure as always,
Cheerio!
op, you are so desperately hoping they see this so your barb sticks.
mean spirited, petty little person you are. go exert yourself in some part of your life so you can overcome this pettiness and the need to hurt/control areas that have nothing to do with you. go get a hobby. take up a sport of exercise regime that gives you control over your own body. learn to bend spoons or something.
look within.
^^^ ditto what she said.
Another case of jealousy!