It’s not fair that you read MY stash of porno mags that I paid for (and walked into a store top buy which is FUCKING EMBARRASSING). The reason it’s not fair is that you always bring hoes back after the bars, and I don’t. I can’t. No hoes like me, and I don’t really mind because I think most women that go to bars are huge sluts. POINT BEING: if you already get your dick wet with real live girls, then hands off my mags. —Gotta Find a Better Hiding Place
This article appears in Apr 5-11, 2012.
tmi dood ..tmi
People still buy stroke books? Oh, right, new fiction by John Updike and the Best Vodkas of 2012.
Gotcha. >; )
‘Zilla, I know it’s not fair that Tommy pulls more klunge than you. But you knew that when you became roomies.
O I C wut u did thar ivan!!!!!!
Tommy and I share all the hoes he brings home. he tells them straight up…he says “This is my heterosexual life mate. We share hoes like hoes share clothes”
ppl still pay 4 porn? lrn2internet. I couldn’t even buy porn if I wanted to. I’m only 17.
Marry me, Zilla.
If you’re on the net why are you buying skin mags?
What are you talking about? There’s PORN on the internet? WTF?
so, stop living in your basement and get a life then. first thing you know, your hands will look like a pair of hairy gloves. or do they now, and you can’t get it up around a real female?
some of you people make me laugh my nuts off. can’t find the right person, or god/goddess to fit your dreams. fuck man, find a red headed chick, bang the fuck out of her, and then see if porn is better than that. there are a lot of gingers that can’t find people, because of some stupid idea that they have no souls, wrongo. you are a dolt if you keep buying that crap, or even collecting it. get a fucking life, over and out.
That’s Zilla’s version, all he ever gets is the bras and panties to sniff after they leave, if he’s lucky and hasn’t pissed me off that day.
And I introduce him as “this guy who sleeps in the corner and won’t leave, just ignore him” not my hetero lifemate.
Tommy….don’t lie to the fine people of this website. We are heterosexual life mates and you tell people that all the time. The only thing we don’t share is all the dudes you bring home. You offered, but I politely declined.
u is gay lolololololololololololol
“What are you talking about? There’s PORN on the internet? WTF?”
Careful Xeenie. Montrealman is bound to use your confusion as an excuse to post a link to his series of racy Victorian deguerrotypes entitled “2 Strumpets, 1 Chalice”
>: 0
it could be an old stash… pre-interwebz.
wouldn’t want that classic playboy collection to be marred and devalued by sticky pages..
False and homosexual.
With that kind of attitude about women it’s a good thing you’re into your wank mags because they’re probably the only sexual release you’re ever going to get.
Whatever zilla, just put that stupid suit away after your next little session. It’s gross and stinks
A little club soda gets the scent of emotion lotion out of green latex without damaging the material or irritating the skin with harsh chemical cleansers. Plus, it’s helpful to the environment. >: )
Why not use the net for free porn instead?
The “hoes” probably don’t like you, OB, because of your shitty f*ckin attitude. “Real live girls” like guys who don’t routinely refer to them as sluts and hoes, dimwit.
Enjoy your spooge covered pages, and remember, those hoes you’re wackin off to would NEVER touch you either…
Sometimes having such things in physical print is more thrilling ;D What if someone finds itttttt ommgg riskyyy
this really is a classically awesome bitch.
Classical? yes. Awesome? yes.
Classy? yeah, no. :p
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:Ivan Wannabe (April 9, 11:28AM)
Um, I believe that should be “daguerreotype,” named after Louis Daguerre, a soldier in the 19th. century sex wars in France. (He spoke French with a Brooklyn accent.) He also took some pretty racy photos all, of course, in the line of duty.
I get the “two strumpets” but am unclear on the “chalice.” I didn’t know Louis drank.
Anyone seen “Xenophilia is my best friend”?
A pleasure as always.
Cheerio!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ln5sCiIsYwQ
I rather do what this guy did then be in your situation bud.
interesting albeit creepy cubed segue, he’s cute, nice accent
Mel is clearly somewhat of a collector.
Sharing is caring OP…
Bastard! I feel for the poor arachnid. Maybe Karma will have it’s way and the jerk will come back as a cricket in the next life.
There’s never any justice for the old school porn collector, is there OP.
what are you on about moman? I tolerate you at best…
Who rubs one out to their roommate’s porn? Gross, all those pages are covered with your dicky fingerprints.
..yea op..peeps have told me you can get free porn on the internet..yep they tole me 🙂
the interweb is a sleaze pit of all kinds of depravity, been there and did that too. but mostly just checking out the bodies of te honies. i get about 500 emails a day, from diferent sites, that i have never been to, or want to go to.
it pisses me off a lot, and the date sites, i get a real kick out of some of them. p.o.f., is the worst one, then you have ebaloney, and that halifaxsux site. if you know which one i mean, then you have been there. guys don’t really need sex sites or porn, real guys that is. and tommy, tell zilla that gorilla suit makes him look fat. although, some apes are damn hot. give me a nice plump orangutan anytime, ook ook. okay, so i’m fucking kinky, you up for it mel,huh, huh……..
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: Xenophilia (April 9, 8:15PM)
Xeno, I would have thought that you knew “Xenophilia my best friend” was the new pseudonym of “McNasty” who, unforgiveably in my view, persecuted you in a number of his suggestive posts. On your behalf, I spanked him philosophically (both in logic and empirically) but, not unexpectedly, have heard nothing in reply.
So, Xeno, I feel an apology is in order. You need not, however, be too craven.
A pleasure as always.
Cheerio!
I for one have no problem believing sux has been to actual sleaze pits of all kinds of depravity… and did ALL that.
you’d fuck cauliflower if you find a part that looks like an anus…
Ouch!
Wtf. No LS.
1993 was the year porn broke, thank you 128K ISDN line… oh you’re talking about paper mags!?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lfhLwi6fvcc
Just imagine she’s singing “pee fingers” ob