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A naked bike ride? Great, so my kids get to see naked people on the street. Hey kids, let’s go out for a bite to eat, just watch out for the hanging tits, balls and cock. At least the pubic hair could be handy for flossing after. —I Think the Seats Still Have it Worse
This article appears in May 31 – Jun 6, 2012.
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Your child was born a naked person. If you can’t properly and comfortably explain nudity in its various contexts to your children, how are you properly going to deal with heavy subjects like drugs or sex?
Plenty of places to take a child the one day of the year when the nudies take to their bikes. Y’all ever notice that those who go naked are the same people the rest of us do not want to see naked?
CC beach brings out the fat bastards …… nasty! The only time they are seen in nakedness is when they force it on the true naturists.
Sorry, that should have been *other* heavy subjects.
much like a nude beach…
it’s the ones you really don’t want to see prevalently.
I’m still not sure how it can be this organized and yet none get arrested.
Coppers can’t even catch publicly promoted, illegal activities…
no wonder there’s so much violence.
Riding a bike naked seems like a rough idea, on the whole. >; ) If it’s humid you’ll be able to smell them a mile way (sort of like an Occupy Shantytown on wheels) and shield your wean’s eyes. I wonder how many schoolyards, day cares, parks and playgrounds the route goes by. I know, I know, it’s a Saturday but that doesn’t mean there won’t be kiddies present at these sites. On a serious note, since this is presented as *yawn* “A spontaneous, empowering expression of The People’s Will” you can bet there’s absolutely no vetting of participants and probably none of that “self-policing” that supposedly obviates the need for pesky John-Laws poking their jackboots in where they don’t belong*sarcasm* Be advised, there’s never yet been an Eden that didn’t have at least one serpent lurking in the verdant foliage.
Don’t bogart that patchoulli scented eye-bleach.
Oh no, not a naked body! How disturbing for a child. Keep them home playing violent video games instead.
Ohhh think of the children!
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Yeah but think of all the happy bicylcle-seat sniffers about town! Why hasn’t suckster commented on this one yet? Must be still hiding in the bushes with his binoculars
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I was thinking the same thing Ivan
I’m generally pro-nudity and I have to admit, previous rides usually pass by so quickly you really don’t see much but a little fur, a lot of cellulite and just what a sadistic bitch the Goddess of Gravity can be. But it isn’t beyond the realm of possibility that some sexual degenerate or defrocked (literally) bishop might use it as an excuse to make his little chipolata burst into tears as he freewheels past.
yeah, let’s wait til they are 14 or so, and have 10 kids, and wonder what a naked body looks like, on a bike. fuck me, this is sposed to be the 21st. century, and as such, there are and is, more skin shown in fucking cartoons. and how about that slut, sailor moon. or even the smurfs, one girl and a bunch of horny little blue guys. yep, keep your kids shielded, or hey, novel idea, don’t fucking watch it.
I don’t how they get away with it either. Don’t get me wrong, I’m a supporter of public nudity but I believe it is against the law. Maybe there are loopholes such as certain beaches or bicycles, I don`t know. Anyway they are brave people and more power to them.
when is it… I gotta see this.
Review the Seinfeld episode that deals with the concept of “Bad Naked” or check out a web site called “Hippie Goddess”
I think they get away with it because it’s (ostensibly) a form of protest.
it’s to show the fragility of people on bikes, there are more participants in larger cities. in halifax the numbers are small, so you get the voyeurs lining the sidewalks, getting their freak on
is that guy fapping in the alley as they ride by a form of protest too?
just jerk it wherever you want… it’s ‘protesting’ against the man…
I am sure you will do a great job raising intolerant, sexually depressed young adults….congrats!