I am not sure if this is a “proper bitch”, but I am mad at myself and can’t get over how terrible I feel. You asked a question and I had the answer, but I could have and should have done more to help you. I am quite sure I came across as not helpful and even lazy. I am very sorry and if you ever come back again, I will make sure to do better. —Notso
This article appears in Dec 2-8, 2010.
We all stumble from time to time. Tango on. You’ve got the kind of great attitude that makes customers want to meet you more than half-way, and keep on coming back. Rawk!
You feel bad because you’re a nice person, and I’m sure that particular customer will be back.
… with a vengeance.
Haha I didn’t notice that it ended up on the Love section instead of Bitch section! Thanks Ivan and Hugo…and I guess if he comes back, even with a vengeance, I’d welcome the visit with a big smile. 🙂
man i’m stunned, i should have clued in that it was you newt. what with the notso signature^^
Why do you think I was so nice….>; )
giv over…you are nice ‘cepting when we need you to be naughty
lol you two are too funny. I think Ivan can get pretty naughty when he needs to be…he just does it in a non-vulgar way.
Forget That! I can be pretty flippin’ vulgar when I want and don’t you mother-scratchers ever forget it! >; )
vulgar, i love that word. donnae be sa flippin vulgar ya great wanker…screee
This still makes makes me LOL.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4CC7D4MZog
And, to continue the never-ending debate about vulgarity:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sv7BQPJx3F8…
Okay – Last one – only because the exchange with the Scotsman at the end reminds me so much of the doings in our own zany little duchy.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1VfW0ePJo_M…
you are outta control and i’m lovin every minute of it^^
SOBova & I practically have these memorized. “F*** F***in YOU!” is a definite argument -ender in our happy little domicile. If it weren’t for reading the comments, I wouldn’t know half of what was being said. >: )
I just watched the three clips, Ivan, and I understood less than half of what was being said. What is a snoi anyway?
Snoi is Snowie. The 2 guys who did these are from Middlesborough which is a low income, crime ridden, suburb of Newcastle-on-Tyne. Thick Geordie accents, Geordie slang, and lots of in-jokes and local references means that profanity is about the only recognizable dialogue. Several of the cartoons make reference to something called “Parmo” which is the local, late night , pissed to the gills fast food of choice in ‘boro. I googled ‘Boro Parmo’ once and the seven minute clip nearly induced a massive coronary. That Man Vs. Food dude had better never go to Nothern England. If he doesn’t get bottled by chavs, the parmo will kill him for sure. Screeeeee!
Wow. Almost as scary as the double down. It reminds me of a show in which obesity-prone families get some help changing their eating habits…most of these families’ 1 week worth of food, all displayed together on one table, consists of foods that are yellow/brown. French fries, cheese, frozen waffles, pizza, deep fried chicken…. Little to no vegetables or fruits, more processed foods than I have seen in the past month and a half…it really is scary.
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