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To you yuppies that walk dogs in Point Pleasant Park: Clean up your dog shit!!!! I always see owners not paying attention, in their little eccentric world of wealth or texting, not paying any attention to their full bred mutt defecating on the trail. — Sick of this shit
This article appears in Jun 20-26, 2013.
43 Comments
Love the stereotyping there, Comrade. Taken a little stroll through a low income neighborhood lately?
Also, some of the rails to trails doggy walkers think it’s their mutts private shitter.
yeah because po’white trash NEVER let their dogs shit on anything..
stop only blaming the people who are doing better than you.
I agree fully crayons, it is people with dogs period. Not rich, poor, young, Dude, whatever…… Hey, ALL you dog owners out there. Pick up your pet’s shit. And for heaven sake, don’t put it in a bag, only to hang it on a bush! Like some kind of attempt at surrealism, the hanging turd memorial to my day with Fido! Seriously, I see that one all the time on the walking trail that cuts through Springvale. Come on people, if your dog shits in the yard what do you do with it?
Maybe like stubborn puppies, we should take these owners and rub their noses in it to make a point!
*hanging turd memorial* thanks for the laugh
Oh yes comments filler, lets just set aside the fact that Point Pleasant Park is right next to a very “well-to-do” neighborhood which would make the massive majority of dog walkers there fall under OB’s descriptive terminology. I think too many of you are looking for a problem that doesn’t exist, so you create one.
so then fuckingchrist what you’re saying is that we should only worry about a problem as it exists within the boundaries of our own neighbourhood.
Good to know. Fuck you Africa…
That’s a damn fine example regarding reading into things that weren’t mentioned. So by your cunty logic, the next time someone complains about being hungry, I should just say “fuck off asshole, they have it worse in Africa”. If you can’t comment without going way outside the context of the situation then you shouldn’t comment at all. It becomes irrelevant shite.
that might be the stupidest thing i’ve ever heard.
You want to talk about irrelevant shite, let’s talk about bitching about the socioeconomic standing of people who are doing something EVERY ASSHOLE WITH A DOG DOES.
What i was doing was conditioning my response with humour. The point is that all over halifax, assclowns leave dogturds everywhere. Regardless of socioeconomic standing.
God it’s almost like i’m talking to the bitcher here.
Let’s keep in mind that i have absolutely no issue with the bitch, sensitive bitcher. It’s that I have an issue with the unnecessary inclusion of socioeconomic insults. When the actual bitch has nothing to do with how much money the idiot doing it is making.
Talk about irrelevant.
Lol please “Fuckingchrist”, at least eats_crayons doesn’t reduce herself to petty insults against someone’s gender. “Cunty Logic” fuck you dude.
and.. might i just add that, you know, most people in north america are overfed, overweight and think ‘hungry’ means simply ‘not full’.
Those who don’t? In halifax, canada or anywhere else? We absolutely should care.
Just like we should care about nasty dogshitting bullshit no matter what jackass is perpetrating it.
Is it any less smelly when it’s coming from a blue collar dog? I know lots of blue collar dogs and lots of white collar dogs. And lemme tell you right now, shit is shit.
Oh lordy, the title made me laugh. I pictured SHITman’s wife slutting around the southend smelling as foul as the whore of Babylon.
Just pick up after your pooch no matter how how many numbers are left of the decimal on your paycheque.
Reg – great response, also applies to the litter louts.
Nice one, blip.
I love how you’re constantly trying to start shit with people here, looking for attention. It’s depressing and sad, and the saddest part of it is, when people ignore you, you try even harder to get thier attention by posting things that you think will bait them into defensive conversations.
You have no idea who I am, but you know what? I’d love to actually meet you in person. Just to show you how much better I am than you. What do you say? We’re taking the pup down to seaview park this afternoon, probably around 12-12:30. Get yourself out of the house for a little while and take a break from all of your hate spewing. It’ll be healthy for you, and I promise I won’t bite.
lima oscar lima, people asked us if our dog bit when they encountered him at the shop, i always said “no, but i do”
There will be no “slutting around”. My wife is made to dress revealing nothing but her eyes, and if she is caught wearing the devils scent, our families congregate to throw stones at her in the back yard.
jehovah jehovah jehovah
LMFAO HarperD.
https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/5749428480/h9…
The OB would be happy to know that I always clean up my po’ white trash’s poop when I take it out for a walk.
Poop honey, when I want a response I get one. Thats what being number one is all about.
“you try even harder to get thier attention by posting things that you think will bait them into defensive conversations”
Well, if what you say is true, it always works. You responded in great depth- did you not? Even trying to go so far as to meet me at a park to fight with me. You really have no standards trying to pick a fight with a disabled elderly woman.
Obviously I couldn’t make it because today is Sunday and I had prior commitments. But you already knew I’d be in church so thats why you said that time didn’t you?
Actually, I took over my wifes account. Err…ummmm…well, my other account, that I pretend is my “wifes”. I was trying to lure you to the park so I could spray you down with a mild, tomato based, BBQ sauce and feed you to my ferocious pitbull. Then I was going to take him for a walk in PPP and let him poop you out, while I pretend not to see him by being on my smartphone.
I SHITD myself laughing at that last post, Stevie, but do you honestly think your dog could consume Orca, Killer Tail and not have a massive case of indigestion? And can you, with any good conscience, expect your poor pit’s colon to be unscathed by the acid bile of our resident troll?
I can picture the scene at Seaview Park now, blimpblimp charge/waddling at poor poop in her black bikini (which is so caught under her fleshy overflow that she appears nude – easy, stomach…) across the Seaview Park field with an electric weed whacker clutched in one pudgy paw and her wharf rat child, Gumbelina, perched between her flabby cleavage, steering her bulk with a very tiny steering wheel. Of course, by the time she reaches poop, poop will have packed up and gone home.
Hey, poop, I’ll meet up with you in the dog park some time. One of my best friends lives nearby. And I promise: no weed whacker or bikini. Just doggie lovin’ ol’ TT. My friend and I often take a walk there during the summer months although neither of us have a pup.
Still, SHITD, your heart was in the right place. So was yours, poop.
Although I have trained him to be satiated with tender, tasty, children, with a jaw that exerts 645,000,000,000lbs of pressure, it assures him that even the grisliest of beasts will do in a pinch.
LMFAO- I knew you’d slip up SHITman. How’s it feel to have egg all over your face again. And I know you and your sidekick poop are the same person, you just admitted it. hahahahahaha- egg face!!!!!
Ummm, WogDog. I think SHITD was being sarcastic. There is something yellow on your face, what is that? Yolk?
Oh dear… The Captain would be inconsolably embarrassed just PRETENDING to be as oblivious and dense as you are, blip. Unless you really ARE that dumb…?
Do you know the extent of your own stupidity, or is this all an elaborate act? I have this odd feeling that you’re genuine tho… genuine in your obscurity, I mean.
Oh yeah, I forgot you were into that religion bullshit. How’s that whole thing working out for you anyway, you judgemental piece of shit?
I wasn’t trying to “meet you at a park to pick a fight” with you. I’m in my 30’s for fuck sakes, and am the complete opposite from the type of person who would even think of doing something like that. My message was genuine – I would love to meet you in person, because I don’t think you’re really who you say you are, (I’m thinking more along the lines of a sorry sack of shit dude with no life who likes creating troll profiles for fun?) and I’d fucking LOVE to prove it.
As for me and SHITD being the same person posting from 2 different profiles? Should’ve come to the dog park yesterday. We’re there all the time though – should I let you know next time we go?
Christ, blip. You really fucking suck at this game.
blip/ boomb oom/brenda is very good at this poop !shes a wondurfel troll the # 1 troll.keep this in mind when you see ‘her ‘ say anything she can to get people to reply to h er directly .it drives her in sane when you talk around her.my sister nick named her ARiesK car brenda martell .with its muffler issues it was loud and obnocius as wel l.
Punky, wtf?
its a little early to be drinking…
what I can only assume is ether.
cause that post has all kinds of crazy written on it.
Throw cigarette butts at them…
Oh Poop sweety- I always win. That’s why I`m number one. You see, when I want a response I get one. Youre losing the battle honey.
How’s that whole thing working out for you anyway, you judgemental piece of shit?
Really, you seem to have made a lot of assumptions about me and my husband. Hmmmmm, do you know the meaning of hypocrite?
And no honey, I dont suck at the game. You see, youve actually taken this feud off the Boards. I win again, golly, I ALWAYS WIN!!! Imagine, the two of you harassing all the old ladies you saw at the park.
Punky- I know youre sonickirkpissypantspaultroll- hes the only one low enough to post someones information online like he did to MM. Funny thing is though, I dont know who the beautiful lady you keep referring to is. Maybe the moderator does.
And keg honey, thanks for stating the obvious. You`re a bitchboard genious- howe did you figure it out.
And poop sweety, thanks again for such an in-depth reply. It really makes me want to pat myself on the back.
And thanks again for trying to take this into the real world, I love winning because I’ll always be number one blippy. HOORAY!!!!
Ok then blip, you win. (I’m not sure exactly what you’re winning, but it seems to be important to you, so whatever.)
You can definitely give yourself a big ol pat on the back now. (with an axe.)
Have a great day!! 🙂
how has blipwogs the trolldolls IP not been banned yet? MODS r u even on here??
http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/18ixhcr5g3…
brenda boo mboo m martell
Punky- you’re so funny- NOT!!!! Speaking of being banned lowcoaster, I’m not the one plastering people’s private information all over the board- LIKE SONIC’s new profile is. We all know its you, you little shit disturber.
Hmmm, and lets see. Sonic was banned 3 or 4 times, the toad was, pissypantspaul, SHITman, prettyfatkitty, and of course the all knowing “I used to sell books” ivan. So yeah lowcoaster, tell the mod. Please tell the mod so she can see who’s starting the trouble and who’s posting peoples private information online. Which of course she already said will get this place shut dsown.
Guess its time for the rats to stick together.
And poop honey, thanks for another response. That one was quick. Kind of like you subscribed to the thread in hopes I’d write you back. It really is pathetic how much time you spend on here. Its even more pathetic that you’d want to take this into the real world and try to beat me up. That would be assault on a senior citizen, but you seem to be familiar with the wrong side of the law.
Shame on you for not posting the original source, Zed. 😛 http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/duty_calls.png
How’s your lawsuit, blip blip (imposter wigpig)? Unfortunately you aren’t even as bright as she was, ya no talent assclown!!!
dum cooze forgot she was banned along with e veryone else .
You’re pathetic, get a life.