To the owner of the miniature chocolate poodle: you went to the effort of picking up your doggy’s dump while out on a walk on South St… But you didn’t. If I had a poop bag, I would put you in it, you poop. —People observing other’s poo (P.O.O.P.)
This article appears in Aug 8-14, 2013.


You could always follow them home, and leave an elephantine flaming fudge sack, after sundown.
Throw it at them! Neither sitting back, watching nor bitching here does nothing to correct the situation.
Nice to see the scatologists have the poop situation under control in HRM.
Hahahahahaha!
so the perp, fake picked up the dog poo?
hey sis *waves* disclaimer: she is not my real sister
Mmmmmm…a poodle made of chocolate!!!
Well Scooby Doo can do-do. But Jimmy Carter is smarter!
(followed by tumble weeds)
hey there pseudo-sis *waves back*
would a miniature poodle even produce enough pooh to be visible to the naked eye?
The fake poo pick up? That’s hilarious.
Rub their nose in it.
Haha Reg, I didn’t realize it was about a fake poo pick up.