This is dedicated to the douche supreme in the silver Honda Element with the Coachella window sticker. Did I take your parking spot bro? Is that what happened? Don’t passive aggressively comment to me as you drive on by. I was the only car in the lot waiting for a spot as far as I could tell. I don’t see why you had to act like a child. There are far worse things in life to be upset about than missing out on a parking spot next to the park entrance. You should be stoked to be healthy enough to go out and enjoy such pleasures. But who was your favourite band a Coachella bro?? —Sideshow Bob
This article appears in Sep 15-21, 2016.
It bothered you THAT much you had to write a bitch about it? Really?
I’m more pissed about the dog owner in PPP parking lot whose dog jumped up on my car and left scratch marks all down the driver’s side. The dog must have been on a leash by then and so the owner must have seen what happened …. yet they walked away.