I like to inhale the women at the pogue.Almost all dont wear perfume,its great.So why are the men wearing it?Whats with the ton of axe?If you guys want to be a woman so bad why not just get a sex change?Smelling like a french hooker on a saturday nite tells me you’re trying to bring the female side out of you,lol.Bunch of panzies.
This article appears in Oct 16-22, 2008.
I propose that the guys wearing strong cologne and body spray may not necessarily do it specifically for their night out, but that bars attract guys who *regularily* over-apply scents. Assuming of course, the guy who wears excessive amounts of cologne in *ordinary* life is an ignorant, misguided douche, then it follows that bars are primarily frequented by douches.Not that the OP is a douche for the singular reason he went to a bar – there may be plenty of other reasons; but experience tends to show that my proposition is mostly correct.
At Peddler’s there is a guy in the washroom with a full line (its an impressive line-up of about 30 different types of cologne) who for a tip will allow you to use it.