o.k please stop telling me I’m your sweetheart. telling me how you want me to ride you. YOUR Fat!!! Old UGLY… you have a huge gut made me touch it. your 45 years old. who cares you were a somebody from way back… no one likes a fat desperate old flirt telling all the ladies he’s single. your a pervert. please stop calling me. get a woman your own age. and size.
—getting my number changed… user name blocked…
This article appears in Jan 7-13, 2010.


Ah, the internets. Leaving us a legacy of moronic gibberish such as this.
But sweetheart has a nicer ring to it than asshole !
did i ever tell you about the time i met the drummer from Whitesnake, sweetheart? Please! call me…i need you to oil up my gut, and I can’t do it alone anymore..
do you know where they got the name whitesnake? david coverdales dick so i read somewhere!
ah,here is a queen of the hot shits on here today.yes your majesty,we will not call you sweetheart anymore.how about”just nasty bitch”.guess that suits you even better,you bitter hag.
Ahhh..the young and firm one who think she is going to be that way for the rest of her life. Little does she know that soon she will be popping out babies and have a saggy gut filled with stretch marks and cellulite thighs. She too will be longing for the “good old days” where she was a hot commodity and will probably hit on a younger man herself who will then tell her to “Go Fuck Herself and go to Jenny Craig”. Payback is a bitch.
how the hell did he get your number in the first place?