Dear Deity,
Please make the killing stop—on the streets, in people’s homes, in Syria and everywhere else…
Please stop the raping of our planet, abuse of all kinds, bullying and people just hurting people for the fun of it. Please stop people from hurting animals and innocents…the elderly, children, the disabled, the poor…
Please stop people from hating and hurting others because of their sexuality, their beliefs (or non-belief), the colour of their skin and the creed of their kin.
Please stop greed and let all be equal.
I know you may or may not exist…if you do, please intervene.
WE NEED HELP. —Prayin’ to the Aliens
This article appears in Aug 30 – Sep 5, 2012.


I’m with you on this one, OB. I wish everyone else on this dying rock was, too. Maybe then prayers to a possible deity wouldn’t be necessary.
Wish in one hand, shit in the other.
we need to be wiped out.
I agree, OB. This earth’s population is selfish, cruel and violent. The things that people do to each other are horrendous. Sadly, we can’t opt to leave this shit hole and move to another planet.
^^^ what??? so we can foul up another planet? kill maim and torture it’s creatures? off loading ourselves onto another planet solves nothing. the ‘shit hole’ is a beautiful living thing. we humans are the cancer.
Good point GDM. The world is a masterpiece, minus the humans. If only there was a way to ship the vermin out, so that those of us with a soul could actually enjoy it
would you be happy with a logan’s run type setup?
nearly everyone gets the same amount of time before …. carousel.
with the fact that we’re curing and abolishing disease, living longer and longer, and in some cases having 8 and 9 kids at one time…
a little needless or senseless killing isn’t necessarily a bad thing from a ecological perspective.
surely we never want it to be those around US… but that’s also what the person it affects was thinking as well.
Well, I’m in a great fucking mood for the long weekend NOW. Thanks a shitload, Buzz Killington.
I WAS going to take a trip but, I’m too damn depressed now.
If anybody’s looking for me, I’ll be over in the corner drowning my sorrows in my pint glass of bleach.
Maybe if people decided to work on the world’s problems themselves from a secular viewpoint instead of praying for an easy magic solution(which I’m sure a lot of those murdering, greedy dickcheeses are using as a justification because “random diety” is on their side!), more change might happen. I think religion has caused enough damage to the world, thanks very much.
I agree with you in principle, Swamp Donkey, but if the previous century is anything to go by, those who sought to remake the world by secular means racked up a very impressive body count as well. I’m certainly not defending religion by any means, just pointing out that it was those socio-political movements which rejected, or more accurately, supplanted the power of organized religion that made the 20th Century one of the bloodiest in recorded human history.
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Don’t wish.
Do.
Wp
sorry human, our federation of planets does not let us involve ourselves in your petty disputes and wars. when you become a threat to the rest of the universe, then your asses are kaput. this has been a certified notation from the desk of heckler the first, supreme leader of the angorian federation of planets.
Yes I agree with your opinion OP. But if you read the Bible you will see that this world is in exactly the condition it is meant to be in. The Devil is having a field day, but that’s ok his time is limited. The Second Coming of Christ is on the horizon so we can all relax and look forward to His coming. Thank God. I know I will get a lot of flack from the heathens on this one but that again is ok. My God is greater than anything they can throw.
Don’t blame me, I voted for Heckler the First!
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we are looking at you ,ivan. to be our lone emesarry to your planet, and the message is this. STOP YOUR SHIT NOW. you may convey this by any means you have to get it out there.
d. heckler.
I’ll be an emissary so long as I don’t have to wear those stupid Bajoran ear-rings. Not being the most diplomatic sort, can I start out small? Can I be ambassador to the Island of the Naked Sluts?
cool i’m a heathen, do i get a special badge? http://wittystream.com/post/30581127031/st…
I french kissed your God, wogdog.
BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA – That was freakin’ awesome Painey >: )
A badge AND a Superhero Sidekick for you:
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Furious: That is a comment you will have to account for my friend. Not to me though.
Your God has a pretty mouth. As I type this I am aborting a baby concieved out of wedlock by muslims, right after I gave daps to my gay homie. I await the hurricane that has no doubt been sent to smite me.
haha looks like the deez^^
mouse ears for furious
The problem is way,way,way too many people for the planet to sustain. We keep having kids, we keep curing diseases, we keep living longer. All good things right OP? Maybe not. The answers to our woes may be quite counterintuitive. Should we be slashing funding to medical research, enforcing a cap on the number of children per family, offer financial intentives for young men and women to sterilize themselves? China has already flirted with the one child per household concept with some disastrous consequences in a misogynist society.
I understand your angst OP. Humans are a predatory species and will exploit what it can for sustenance, profit, fun etc. We as individuals are great, as a whole though, we’re a blight.
If you got rid of religion, the world would find peace.
THE PROBLEM OF EVIL
What the poster is talking about, of course, is the problem of evil but her conception of the human condition, one in which the existence of evil does not occur, is flawed. Let me explain.
Her view of the evil-free human condition corresponds to the Biblical allegory of the Garden of Eden. Adam and Eve were at one with their environment, the Garden, and with each other. They toiled not, neither did they care. Their Edenic or pre-lapsarian existence was one of bliss. However, wouldn’t you know it, the Serpent entered the Garden and offered Eve the fruit from the Tree of Knowledge. She tasted it, thought it was nice, and offered it to Adam who also tasted it and approved. The result was catastrophic. They were banished from the Garden of Eden. They hid their nakedness in shame and took on a life of toil and care. What had happened?
Adam and Eve had, by eating the fruit of the Tree of Knowledge, acquired self-consciousness, a reflective awareness of themselves as individuals estranged from their environment and each other. They had becomne autonomous beings. With self-awareness, however, came the simultaneous awareness of others as being “Other.” Concurrently, they became aware of seeing themselves in the eye of the Other. In objectifying others they too had become objectified. This is the begining of the problem of evil – the objectification of oneself and of the Other. Think of the seven deadly sins. Envy, greed, lust, anger and so on are all the outcome of the objectification of the Other. In other words, the Other came to be seen as a means, something to be manipulated. to obtain one’s own goals. This is the principle of evil.
However, as Aristotle once said, man is a political animal. This does not mean that he is a member of a political party but rather that he, of necessity, is a social animal. Without the society of his fellow humans, life is without meaning. At a minimnum man must co-operate with the Other and even be in amicable relations with him. Indeed, he may even seek the good of the Other as he seeks his own. This is the principle of goodness.
So the poster’s view of man is flawed. There will never again come a time when all the evils of the world will be gone, the slate erased clean. Rather, man is the site of continuing conflict between the principle of evil and the principle of good. Sometimes the one is in the ascendant, sometimes the other. It is a continuing story without a final resolution. There is no returning to the pre-lapsarian state of Edenic bliss Adam and Eve enjoyed in the Garden of Eden.
A pleasure as always.
Cheerio!
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whippets please, monsieur
MontrealMan: You had me totally on your side until I read your last sentence. That, my friend, is where you are wrong. Jesus is the only god who died and rose again .Jesus conquered sin and death and that is why we will, eventually, return to a state of bliss in a world governed by our God, not evil. That is what the Bible refers to as the second coming of the Lord. Other than that I really enjoyed your post!
The Bible is the fucking biggest fairy tale in the world, written by man to control man. Jesus might have been a cool dude but he had the world’s worst p.r. people.
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Jesus is the only god who etc
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When the only evidence is in the book making the assertstion, I seriously question the veracity.
IOW: bullshit.
Fuck your god, if he is responsible for the troubles. Fuck him in his pretty mouth and tight asshole.
Your brother in Christ,
WheelsP
Jesus is a god, Wogdog? I thought he was the son of god…been awhile since sunday school so sorry if I’m wrong. But if I’m right, does that mean you are a blasphemer, destined to burn for all eternity?
Well the Communist countries have proven that secular states are no better than religious states where it comes to violence and killing their own. The states that seem to do the best are those that combine the two (Canada, US, UK, the rest of the Western states, India, Japan and others, though none are perfect). As for aliens to come to our rescue, what makes you think they would be beneolvent and not enslave us and rape our world worse than we are? As for the evil people do or the good they do, that is a matter of free will. Now do you really want to live in a world where what you do, eat, go, or whatever is dictated to you? As for the God question, I guess we’ll know when we die. We either rot in the ground or get a big surprise.
i plan on being fish food
The god of religion is no different than Cinderella, Jack & Jill or Sleeping Beauty !
THey are all fairy tales & there is no chance God or Cindy will ever fix anything.
BUT ! ! !
All is not lost or time for dispare about no God. IF there is no fairy tale God, it follows logically there is no Devil either . Not that there isn’t evil. There is plenty of evil, most of it to do with GREED.
Unfortunately this the reson to lose all hope !
Our owners (& don’t fool yourself believing you are not owned ) like to make us think we are free, that we have freedom of choice. That if we are being badly governed for example we can elect a new group at the next election & make changes.
Well have any of you actually seen any change ? have your taxes gone down ?
Has any Government in the last 50+ years (that I’ve been consciuous) actually done anything except enrich themselves & the big business/Banksters who control them ?
IMO if my choice is to cut my hand off using A Knife, An Axe or heavy Cleaver…that ain’t no choice…yet its all we got for every election… Who we going to pick to fist fuck us this time… its all we get & it backs up my premise that we really have no choice & never will. Because if a 4th choice which looks better ever rears its head… those in control will simply buy anyone in that Party & we’ll be right where we are now.
With a heavily controled “News” system, an education sytem where we learn just enough to run the machines & keep the place somewhat cleaned up, keeping the Service Industry running while our politicians try & figure new ways to tax us even more, cut whatever benefits we actually get & keep on working to taking our pensions away, before the baby boomers actually really start collecting.
Furious styles: Jesus IS God. He came to earth as the Son of God to experience life in the flesh as a man not as a spirit (GOD). To the rest of the non believers and in one case Haters, I pity you and hope that the Lord has mercy on your souls. You will regret you ever blasphemed God.
PS: You haters might spend your spare time in a more productive way for yourself by attending a Bible Study. In some cases, Ignorance IS NOT Bliss.
Haters for being logical? The Bible is a steaming pile of sloth excrement that has caused more hatred and unnecesary wars just to fill their coffers and judge everyone but themselves. I believe there is a greater power, unimaginable to all and it doesn’t take the form of organizations that promote human misery. I grew up Catholic and would spit on the fucking Pope if I saw him. Roll up some roasted donkey shit and take a deep inhale, OP, you’ll see it all when you get older and, hopefully, wiser. You are being brain-erased.
Ah, enlightment!
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The whole Adam and Eve tale has some holes in it from my perspective. Okay God makes this paradise and all the plants and animals in it and he is looking for somebody to tend it. So he forms Adam from dust to manage this vast Garden. Except Adam hasn’t gained knowledge yet so that that hardly makes him supervisory material. Now God feels Adam will need a mate and proceeds to line Adam up with various species of animal only to find none are suitable. Now, presumably God made mates for all of these animals so why not stick to the same game plan for Adam? Anyway he pulls a rib from Adam and creates Eve. It’s unclear whether God took the same strategy with other female species. He also tells the pair to stay away from a certain tree.
So Adam and Eve are one with the forest frolicking nude and being ever so happy. That is until a serpent comes up to Eve and says “Pssst! Those apples over there in that big tree, they contain knowledge.” and then “You didn’t hear it from me but start munching on those and you’ll become much more like God.” Huge problem here as a) serpents are entirely carnivores and wouldn’t have an inkling to sample an apple and b) How did the reptile find this out? Obviously God let it slip or some other creature gained knowledge and told the serpent.
Meaning of course Adam and Eve weren’t the first to gain knowledge. If the serpent didn’t have knowledge, he had knowledge of knowledge.
Anyway Eve samples the fruit, gives some to Adam and they both become aware. Aware that they are naked. Modesty prevails and they don fig leaves. So why the modesty? Nothing else is wearing clothes. It doesn’t make sense. God notices the fig leaves and demands answers. The finger pointing starts, Eve blames the serpent and Adam blames God. So God in his fairly questionable wisdom strips the serpent of his legs and makes him a snake and kicks Adam and Eve out of the forest. Oh yeah, he takes one last shot at Eve by making all women bear pain during childbirth. Sins of the mother I guess. Just petty vengefulness to me. Plus God puts two cherubs with flaming swords by the Tree of Knowledge to guard it but I think that part is made up.
Adam, the one who blamed God seemed to get off lightly. Probably because he was right, it was all God’s fault. You go through all the trouble to create a paradise only to put a tree in there that is really nothing but trouble. Leave the fucking tree out! Let paradise be!
Then when one of your own creations no less samples the fruit of the tree, you kick them out. So you create temptation and punish those who are tempted by the temptation. Pretty perverse.
All in all, God really comes off as the bad guy in this tale although I don`t believe that was it`s intent. It boiled down to two critical errors a) the tree was pointless and b) don`t make the reptiles so damned smart.
The Simpsons nailed the whole Adam and Eve fable.
trood, I don’t know what bible you were reading. LOL. Now let’s remember, God and religion are NOT interchangable. Religion is the creation of man. What man can create, man can royally fuck up. wog is a classic example of that.
In other words, trrod interpretation of Adam and Eve is as screwed up as wog’s interpretation of Christianity.
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: Ivan de le Legion (09/01, 8:55AM)
Jesus.
: paingirl (9:07AM)
You must be patient.
: wogdog ( 12:07PM)
Other than the “second coming,” I really enjoyed your post too.
: TTFN (12:09PM & 6:46PM)
Written by man to control man? No, just an allegory to help give existence meaning.
: troondon formosus (7:00PM)
Um, okay Troon. Whatever you say.
A pleasure as always.
Cheerio!
Thanks Bro. I am thinking about teaching Sunday School. You know, trying to keep a balanced perspective for the kids. I am working on a lesson as to why parting the Red Sea is not entirely feasible and how Moses had a tendency to exaggerate.
Mom’s gonna fix it all soon. Turn it back to the way it otta be.
…..lmfao…Thanks for the laugh.
Neener neener neeeeeener, you have to pray for me! I can just recant on my deathbed, wog. I am a baptized roman catholic, and if Monseigneur Murphy couldnt make me believe, you sure as fuck can’t. Isn’t that a great loophole though? The deathbed recanting? In the meantime I will continue living a god free existence, slandering the flock.
I don’t care what your religous beliefs are, as long as you don’t force them on me or shit on me for not believing in your relegion.
Whichever Deity, or non Deity is running the show, as long as they permit beer I don’t give a fiddlers fuck.
Like I said, it isn’t me making the rules. You will All have to account for every word and slander you write. You are brave now but when you die and are fumbling around in total oppressive darkness and intense heat with terror and fear around every inch of your existence I wonder if you will be as brave then. Picture yourself trying to find your way out of Hell. All alone and on your own. Sure there will be plenty of people there but you will not have the security of being accompanied by anyone, except Satan’s imps every now and then jumping out at you to torture you a little more until you find your way into your ultimate destiny. The lake of fire. Does it sound more real to you now? Or, if you want a really good idea of what I am talking about check out the yutube videos of people who had near death experiences. There is one on there about what Hell is really like. It is nothing to joke about my friend.
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You are a fucking nutjob – Satan’s imps??? Whoever brainwashed you did an excellent job – then again, your whole schtick could be one steaming bowl of troll stew.
Rereading woggod’s description of never ending torment sounds like a typical night at the Palace.
LMFAO, TT. Me, I can’t wait for that whole “Ironic Punishment” thing:
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Hey Wog, like most old bats you’re probably caking on the makeup with a garden trowel and
dousing yourself with perfume for church this morning, right. You want The Lord to think you’re HOT, HOT, HOT!
It could be a lot worse, we might have these mutts running the show – how low can this so called religion of peace stoop?
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For some unknown reason the very mention of the word Jesus provokes some people to hate, slander, and anger. But, actually, if you read the Bible that is nothing new. We are in the last days people time to grab a clue. History has a way of repeating itself you know. Can’t say I didn’t warn ya. And yes I am on my way to church this morning. You know me well.
That’s okay Woggie. I’m a fan of Jesus the man. The God and his followers….eh..not as much. I think religion is like masturbation, it can be a great thing just keep it to yourself.
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if you read the bible that is nothing new
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If I read the Bible, slavery, rape, showing your wang to your children, and so on, are nothing new.
You’re free to choose to believe in whatever silliness you choose.
Saying we’ll have to “account” for our “slander” etc, is bullshit. Your imaginary deity won’t do anything, because it doesn’t exist.
Have fun in church.
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for some unknown reason
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For some unknown reason, Bible thumpers like to presume everyone else has a huge void in their life unless they have made the decision to choose to believe in the talking sname/virgin birth myths.
For some unknown reason they are unable to allow people to believe what they want, without spewing Jesus Bible Babble.
They are so weak in their own faith, they need to constantly preach at people who already have personal belief systems.
Wp
HEY IVAN: In your description of me getting ready for church you forgot to add stinky breath. I remember sitting next to people like you described and the breath would knock you over. But not Me. Nope. I chew EXCEL! So, add that to the list OK? hahahahah you crack me up!
Excel ,too? – well aren’t you just the Whore of Babylon.
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You should google ‘church of fudge’ wog. That about sums it up for me.
“and you shall eat naught but burning hot coals, and drink naught but burning hot cola!”
‘…We are in the last days people time to grab a clue…’ – Harold Camping’s ‘End of the World’ billboards for every front lawn – woo hoo!!!
Wog, your beliefs appear to be rooted in fear and judgment, the very things that perpetuate hatred and violence. At the very least, Jesus represented and taught about compassion, love and forgiveness. Your speech doesn’t align with the Spirit of Christ at all.
People I couldn’t give a hoot whether you like God or not. That’s your biz. I, on the other hand, just got home from church, a beautiful service filled with wonderful uplifting music of praise. I am in a great mood and ready to tackle my day. Carry on bake and wakes!!! lol
Actually, Wog, your actions reflect just the opposite. If you didn’t care about what others thought on the subject, you wouldn’t continue to be engaged in this conversation, feel the need to sit in judgment of others, or make snide remarks in an attempt to diminish others.
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i do so get such a kick out of these types of debates. if this so called god was/is so shit super powerful, why does he let evil keep going. and puleeze, don’t give me the shit about free choices.again, if this being is so powerful, we would have no evil, no free choice, just unrelenting slavory. and there would be no one to be wiser. we would all just be dumb, mindless fucks, like the churches want you to be, by believing that anyone/thing has such power.
and furthermore, why did this god make it so that this eve broad, would be able to tempt this adam dude. if there was no tree in the first place, then no need for any of the bullshit that is said to have happened. and who says any of this was real, or ever actually happened, did this god miracuously appear to everyone on earth at that time, to say this is how it was? no, a man, inspired by some weird dope or other shit started to say this, and the people around him tried some too, and lo, the churches were formed.
if there is such a thing as this all powerful, omnipotent god exists, now or ever, why doesn’t this being or whatever, wipe everything out, and start again from scratch? but wait, you say we have free choice to do good or evil, okay then, let’s just blow this fucking shithole planet all to pieces, and save your god the trouble.
oh, i forgot, your god is merciful, vengeful, loving, and all kinds of other shit. then why the fuck does it take people’s lives, that have never spoken an unkind word, or did an unkind thing, but lets murders, dope dealers, rapists and assorted other fucking vermin walk the earth scott free, with no retribution from this all mighty bullshit being.
you or any other fucking bible thumper will ever convince me that there is an all powerful, out there in space someplace, just waiting for us to die , then judge whether we were good or bad. what the fuck is wrong with judging us now. why fucking wait til some ,kill, maim rape, rob, or what the fuck ever. religion is bullshit, like so many have said. it is just a book of fantasy, just like grimm’s fairy tales. prove to me, and everyone, that this god thing is real, show us all the fucking person whatever in front of all the world to see. DO YOU HEAR THAT GOD,FLYING SPEGHETTI MONSTER, ET AL. DROP IN ON THIS FUCKING PLANET, IF YOU REALLY WANT US TO BELIEVE IN ANY OF THIS BULLSHIT. YOU HAVE TIL 12 MIDNITE ON SEPT. 5 2012.
Troondon…You obviously didn’t hear the real story. the story of the Garden of Eden where god actually created Eve first. But way back when … the men who were in charge edited the story…didn’t want those damn women gettin’ any ideas, but I degress
You see Eve was first in the Garden & she was very pleased by what she was experiencing, although she had one small concern…you see it was her middle tit. Her left & right breasts were full, round & voluptuous, but the middle tit, was wrinkled, hung down almost to her belly button & had a couple of warts with hairs sticking out of them… & it made her sad.
So God not wanting to see Eve upset put Eve to sleep, removed the useless tit . He then threw the tit away.
Eve awoke & discovered with great joy the object of her dismay was no longer there & you couldn’t even find a trace of a mark where it had been. So all was well once again in the Garden of Eden.
Sometime later, Eve noticed that all the other creatures in the garden had partners, that there were many kinds of animals & creatures & there were lots of each kind…but Eve was all alone, which made her sad once again.
When God noticed this, he again came to Eve ( & I have no idea why he asked her this…seeing as he is suppose to be all knowing…but I’m off topic again) & asked her “what was wrong ?”
Eve explained how she wanted others of her kind & God told her that each original creature in his garden had given something of themselves to God so he could create another & what of herself was she willing to give.
Well Eve thought about that for a moment & Said
” What did you do with that useless tit ?”
THe old fucks who rewrote that tale changed it to Adam & the truth of where they came from to ‘rib’ ….but now all of you know the truth .
Well woggie has proven she knows shit about the Bible. How the fuck do you know the end days are near when it says in the book nobody knows when that will be. You are no better than those in the past have said “The end is near”. But then as I said before the twits like woggie give God/religion a bad name.
This thread is filled with so much anger and I will say hate for me, for the message I bring about Jesus. If for no other reason than the good of your health you should look into learning about the Bible from your clergyperson. I would say way too much smoking dope today and now you all have the munchies and then the blahssss. Come on people there is more to life than that Isnt there? Wow If I was that angry on a daily basis I think i would run to God and beg for Deliverance. Seriously. But I digress. Blessings to you all and may your mood change to one of being positive and blessed!
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No one is persecuting you in the name of Jesus, Wog. In fact, I’m personally calling you out because I happen to praise the Lord, our Father, and I and don’t believe your speeches help to transform anyone through His love, which is what I thought being Christian is supposed to be about.
It’s really no wonder Jesus had problems with the church and its people.
Wog…if you ever decide to read another book besides the bible, & if you really want to know where your bible came from (& seeing as you keep mentioning Jesus I figure you are probably reading the King James version)
you might want to look at a book called ” God’s Secreteries ,the making of the Kig James Bible” by Adam Nicolson.
Another is “Wide as the Waters ” by Benson Bobrick
Or to do with Jesus … ” When Jesus became God” by Richard E Rubenstein
THese authors do not dis religion. They don’t make fun or attempt to change anyones views.
WHat they do is offer evidence of a manmade construct, the Bible. WHich is a heavily edited & often political motivation in controling the masses was the reason for it.
This may piss you off or make you get your back up & start getting indignant. But a great many men & some women created all of the different stories & in the 16-17 hundred years its been around, there have been many versions of it & a great deal of admissions, & EDITING.
Sorry if the truth upsets you, but that doesn’t change the facts & that your bible was created to control people, to put fear into the hearts & minds of the uneducated…. & make it easier to control them, to get them to work & produce for their “betters”& give them hope for a reward “IF THEY WERE GOOD”
in a time when most people had little to look forward to & very little hope in their daily lives.
That’s right wog. And if you try that cheapjack resurrection horsepuckey we’ll keep crucifying you again and again til you get it right.
more, i read a book quite awhile back dealing with the fake person known as jesus. in the book there was an alluded point, that jesus was only a shill, and the real miracle worker, was actually a sister, named lael. now i know that there are many ideas as to who or what this man was. he was an actual person, founded by scientific fact, that lived a long time ago. there is also a belief that this bible book was not as old as people are led to believe, and that no, it was written by one man, not many as the church would have you to believe.
there is also an unfounded bit about that this jesus was a fakir, you know, a magician of sorts and a lot of the stuff that was sposed to be done by miracles, were nothing but smoke and mirrors of the day. i like to think that idf there was such a supreme being, that the shit that happens daily in our world, would stop just like that.
if someone or thing can create something from nothing, why not stop all the evils of the world, and let people really see itself. and add this to the pot. where did this god thing really come from, who or what created him/her/it, and if there is someone or thing more powerful, then why haven’t they/it stepped up to the plate to take any credit or raspberries. i call 100% bullshit, all down the fucking line. and no preist or rabbi, or whoever in a clerical position, will ever give you a straight fucking answer, because they can’t, and don’t know the true shit, from the falisy that is organized relegion today. and i have a video camera waiting for that september day to come.
Hey Wogdog, your comment about “smoking dope” being some sort of less than savoury moral compass reading, is exactly the reason why people take exception to people touting their religious views around as the epidemy of dignity and morality. Same with religious views on “right to life”, premarital sex, birth control, homosexuality, etc. You think you have the right to judge something you don’t understand, because someone claiming authority/superiority tells you that’s your job. Follow along like the true sheep you are, blindly following, judging, all for some promise of inner peace and eternal salvation that doesn’t exist. How about you let us heathens live our meaningless lives in peace, without your judgements and constant reminders of how wrong we are.
It’s funny. Since I have been on this site, not once has anyone attacked religion first, it’s always a reaction to being reminded by the religious, that non religious lives are wasted.
SHITD
Most people think there is something wrong with you the moment you aren’t like them, and they don’t even realize it. That’s all it usually takes, and yes they are that stupid.
You guys are all missing the point. Christianity has a backbone of ‘faith’. There is also evil in the world, thus the reason for all the innocent killings, etc. Man was given a brain to make choices, some make the wrong ones. Yes I am sure there are many books out there dismissing Jesus, there is SUPPOSED To Be! Duh! There is EVIL in this world as well as good. It is Up to us to choose the good. Some people don’t. And you can curse me all you want it makes no indentation in my faith at all. Like I said before, I do not make the rules, Don’t shoot the messenger. Choose this day who you will follow, as the Bible says. And yes I will have a voice. I will not sit here and agree with you when I disagree. As for me and my house we WILL serve the Lord. You serve whoever you want to. I could care less. It surprises me though that you get all angered and bitter and bent out of shape and I don’t. Do what you want. I only bring the message of the Good News of Christ. But some do not accept him, so fill yer boots. Now, for me, this thread has become tiresome and boring and a waste of my God given time. Again, do as you wish. Ciao Baby! 🙂
I am always entertained when christies drop bombs then wonder awgoshy why people are “attacking” them. “I don’t care what you do” they say, despite trying to convert everyone in sight.
If you don’t care, then go fuck yourself. Because your constant preaching just shows how eaten up you are inside, that there are more people around who DON’T believe in your chosen mythology than do.
And that is a fact.
Give my regards to Jesus.
Tard.
Wp
THE PROBLEM OF EVIL (II): NOT “OUT THERE” BUT “IN HERE”
Maybe it was my fault for not making myself clearer in my original “The Problem of Evil” (09/01, 8:39AM) but everyone seemed to think it was about religion or God and took up a position for or against. But my post had nothing to do with either. In any case, whether the commenter was for or against the existence of God or the role of religion, there was clear common ground. Both sides placed the existence of evil “out there” and not, as I thought I had make clear, “in here.” To take two extremes for illustrative purposes, let’s briefly look at troondon formosus (09/01, 7:08PM) and wogdog (09/03, 5:37AM).
Troon writes, “The whole Adam and Eve tale has some holes in it from my perspective.” When I wrote about the Garden of Eden allegory I thought I had made it clear that, for me, it was just that, an allegory. It put the origins of evil “out there,” in the fall of man from a golden age of blissful innocence in the Garden of Eden. Some commenters seemed to think I actually believed in the literal truth of the allegory, one of whom seemed to be Troon. But to say that there are “some holes in the tale” is the equivalent, to me, of saying that there are some holes in the Cinderella story. The comment, from my perspective, is both irrelevant and absurd.
Wogdog, the site’s “true believer,” comes right out with it when he writes, “There is EVIL in the world as well as good.” For me this is incoherent. Wogdog seems to think that evil is some sort of free-standing object in the world that exists out there like a tree or a cloud. That is incoherent. Evil, rather, is the quality which characterizes the morality of those who perform immoral, i.e., evil acts. Natural disasters, floods, earthquakes, etc. are not evil since they lack this essential moral quality. But man can do evil even if he thinks he is doing good. No man, as the saying goes, knowingly does evil but Hitler, for example, while he might have thought he was doing good was, in fact, doing evil.
The suprise, at least for me, was the strength of the hold of religion and God, one way or the other, which continued its grip on the commenters’ minds. So, if nothing else, I hope that this post has clarified my position.
A pleasure as always.
Cheerio!
passed by a church this morning, sign outside announced
“BLESSING OF THE TOOLS”
say no more.
always be prepared for a zombie invasion http://i.imgur.com/1Ihxk.jpg
A couple of years ago I was walking by Christ Church on Ochterloney at Christmastime and on the notice board was an announcement – “Sat Eve. 8:00 The Annual Hanging of the Greens” and I said “Allright – nothing says Christmas like lynching dirty hippies!” and rushed in with enthusiasm. Well, they could have been a little more “Christian” in their acceptance of a simple comprehension error, and the restraining order (still in effect) was a bit of overkill.
>: (
in keeping with the situation http://gunsforeveryone.com/wp-content/uplo…
Happy (Non) Labor Day, Painey.
Howze da Deez?
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.…
Ivan…restraining order !?!
Makes me wonder why !
Did you bring yer own rope perchance ?
Well of course. That’s just common courtesy>; )
he has found his bat cave, under the eaves behind the closet. the vet was impressed with his laissez faire attitude
“Man was given a brain to make choices, some make the wrong ones.”
Won’t you have egg on your face, in your supposed time of judgement, when you find out Bhudism or any of the world’s other religions are the “right choice”.
Sounds to me, Wogdog, you are religious for purely selfish reasons. A kind of hedging your bets just in case, giving you some moral high ground to spit on the rest of us peasants who are clearly (in your opinion) wrong. Why is it you can’t just say “oh well, to each their own”, and leave it at that? Instead you accuse everyone outside the religious community of being “wrong”.
one more time, if this god being is so fucking all powerful, then it would take away any free thought that humankind has. and then it would implant the true belief that we are all gushy gooey good. but again, the free choice bullshit come up. ah no, if i was this god you preach about, i would want no one to have any free thoughts, free speech, or anything else that would go against my teachings.
and what teachings are these anyway, god is good, so let’s have a crusade to kill all non believers? holy great fuck, do you not yet see the way this goes? man has created this being, to try and control some of the masses, into believing everything they say as truth, and anything going against that, is blasphemy.
but wait now, it gets a whole bunch better, we will all be redeemed when we drop dead, if we accept this false god thing, what about all the murders, rapists, child molesters, dictators, and the list is fucking near endless. now, do all these people get redeemed to? how about osama bin laden, or saddam huisein, or fucking hitler?
come on now religeious folk, give us the answers we really need. not some pie in the sky bullshit about a heaven that only exists in the infantile minds of the believers in your faiths? there is only one thing that is very real in this or any other world. we exist, we live out our lives, then we fucking die. that’s all there is and ever will be. until such a time as a mass extiction happens due to a second coming, i stand by what i say. put the fuck up, or shut the fuck up, all relegions.
Let the simpleton suck on her cruifix – if that is your ‘soother’ for life, good luck with that. Especially if you’ve got adolescent kids who might think your beliefs are simply a pyramid of turtle excrement topped with a lubricated cross.
Plus, wogdog, YOU are the one yammering on about hatred towards Christians while expressing your desire to toss the rest of us into Satan’s firey bunghole because we know what you believe is as credible as the Kardashians. If that’s what religion does to you, I’ll dump it in the harbour with five anchors, thank you very muchly.
Woggy-
You warning me about hell is like me warning you about Mordor.
Capische, douchehang-glider?(one-up from the canoe)
Wp
Still going on about this???? huh????? Did you guys even leave the keyboard at all today???? Get out and enjoy the day people, no wonder you bitch and complain all day. Back away from the computer and enjoy your life! Wow, what a gorgeous Fall day! Love it! 🙂
wogdog
Most of what you’re saying is too abductive for me to support it. You’re merely placing pieces into areas where you see them fit which is too a light inference if any.
Hahaha wog did you miss the part of the bible that says judge not yest something or other?? I love these uber self righteous types for the sheer condtradictory logic they exhude, but really no point in arguing with them it just turns into a declining conversation. Calling everyone dope smokers and wasting their lives while you’re responding in turn is a redicilious statement but one I would expect. Have a nice life judging others, but from the sentiment you’ve expressed I can garuantee you aren’t enjoying it as much as myself. As someone else said, best to keep issues of faith and metaphysics to yourself cuz no one has leg to stand on in an argument of that nature. It just always turns into name calling and one side feeling persecuted for expressing their beliefs while they shove their own on others. And I their is truly an all lovig god, I’m sure he doesn’t want you wastin your time spreading negative statements about others for their immoral behavior of not questioning a book written centuries ago.
What can you expect from a moniker where the first three letters of the poster’s name are a racial slur?
Hey TTFN; I am mildly amused and totally blown away by the fact that you would insinuate some kind of racial slur regarding the first three letters of my handle. Are you for real???? Well, if nothing else I am kind of proud of myself. I have intimidated you, quite by accident I assure you, to the point where you are trying to discredit me by picking apart my Handle???Which I threw together at the last minute?? hahahahaha thank you for the interest you have shown in my “HANDLE??????” hahahahahah good one idiot!! :))) PS: I think you need to let up a little on that big fat one you got rolled and stuck in your mouth like a straw in a pig’s ass, you’re starting to worry me! NOT!!!! Thanks for my chuckle for the day!hahahah
Worthy Oriental Gentleman?
and as yet, still no rebuttal to my questions. listen woggie, i have read that bible, even did and taught sunday school for the sally ann years back. and get this, i watch jack van impe every sunday morning. and guess what, out of all them, i’ll take jack.
at least he doesn’t try to convert everyone listening to him. oh he has a little prayer at the close, but that is bearable. his show is basically a news of the world program, and on the book of revelations mostly. is he a doom sayer, no, but we all know that one day this shitrock will fail, and will will all become like the dinos.
theology is a great teacher, but a bad learner, being that in the last 2 thousand years, what has mankind learned, zip? and the beat will keep on til this rock burns up in a blaze of shit stink. the only true force to be reckoned with is good old ma nature. when you fuck with her, then she lashes back, with earthquakes, tidal waves, and other assorted nasty shit.
believe what you wish, i gave items from my standpoint on this whole creation thru the end times in a nutshell, it is phoney. people need something to believe in, then here is the truth for you all to believe. YOU WILL ALL DIE SOMEDAY. is that too shocking a truth, here’s more, you will either be buried under dirt, or be creamated. and that is the end of that. i know you might think i’m attacking you, but really, i am not. it is the silly inane jabber that all bible thumpers spew. and that my dear woggie, is where i draw the line, and start drawing blood, so to speak.
look back in any history of any country on this panet, wars. mostly because of some type of relegious zealot that tried to push their views and ideas unto others. take the islam, christians, jewish, buddahism, and all the rest. they are just a man-ufactured thing to keep the masses in line, and to scare fuck out of the feeble minded and children. a loving god of any sort, would never approve of any of this shit. were i this god, i would wipe all humankibnd from this planet and let the lower, more intelligent life forms have it. and no, i speak of the reptiles and birds. they are the true masters of this world, they have survived in one form or another, for a few million more years than mankind. shit people, give me the fucking button, willya.
Glad you enjoyed my post Monsieur! Please don’t get me started on Cinderella! Who wears glass slippers anyway? A fairy godmother turns some mice and a pumpkin into horses and a carriage? What kind of tripe is that to cram down the throats of impressionable little girls?
Yes I admit, I took a literal slant on Genesis. Then you took a literal slant on my literal slant unless of course I’m taking you too literally.
Here’s the term as per Gawd2, the Internet deity who finally promoted Steven Jobs as his Gawly Son:
Definition of the word ‘wog’:
{ /wäg/ (n.) offensive slang. 1925-30, from ‘Golliwogg’: a 19th century blackface doll; or alternately, an acronym of ‘(W)orthy (O)riental (G)entleman’ }
British English:
1. *racist* a black African or dark-skinned South Asian (usually Indian or Pakistani)
2. *Anglocentric* a non-Briton or non-Englishman: “The wogs start at Calais” (across the English Channel in France) — British proverb
I guess when your brain map is the size of a postage stamp, some things are difficult to comprend. I should have ridiculed your major Freudial slip but I was too busy laughing my assgrapes off.
Ivanski, you da man! Now do a little Irish jig with your puddy cat!
It is entertaining that it thinks getting flamed is somehow us playing into its trap.
Pride before the fall, and babblebabblebiblebabble.
Notice the dipshit thinks we all need to be home in front of our computers to do this, wasting a beautiful day, yet it has been in here as much as us.
What a fucking dicknugget.
And fuck its god. In the asshole with a cuke.
Wp
This is an examination of some of the concepts of Christianity.
Just to play “devil’s advocate lol” here let’s say God created everything. Now he she it or whatever has brought you into existence without any prior contract or agreement. This means God HAS to give you the choice,(you have been thrown into this whole life thing) ie a place where you can go and do whatever you want. This is the hell from the old testament. No turning to God means your own eventual self toment.
Placing this aside just imagine if God created the angel Lucifer, requiring that since no prior contract could have been signed before bringing Lucifer into existence he too must be given the choice to ultimately do whatever he wants.
NOW LUCIFER DECIDES TO GO DOWN FROM HEAVEN AND CREATE HELL BECAUSE HE HATES many of us and thinks we should pay for what we have done.
God hasn’t necessarily created a rock too heavy for the deity to lift but man what a fucking situation.
God says, you have a choice of whether or not to support lucifer or me. I’ll take you in if you turn to me. Lucifer on the other hand doesn’t love you; and God has to tell you this personally or through scripture and or messenger. God can give you your own means to find out what the devil is all about most certainly because God can’t bring you into this world and deceive you. God has no right and being all good The deity can’t be a deceiver.
Jesus is a means to achieve salvation. You can follow his teachings and become godly. For some reason people think jesus is God this is merely a metaphor. Everything is God according to christianity (I’m not a messenger but this is what I’ve taken from what I’ve learned about Christianity)
The existence of God hasn’t been ruled out to me it is a possibility. The problem I have is that no one can dictate what God says without being immediately suspect in my opinion+ experience.
Just imagine if Lucifer exists too…….
woggie doesn’t even have other Christians on her side because we know BS when we see it. I guess she didn’t notice in the New Testament, that yes the Apostles went out to spread the word but they had the people who were interested come to them. SOrt of here we are, come if you want to hear about Jesus, they didn’t foist it on people. It was a choice. The people came or didn’t.
Blow Me: ‘Still no rebuttal to your remarks’ You know why? Cause I didn’t come on here for a fight. You did. I didn’t. I presented my views and the masses attacked. which is ok by me. They are still my views. You guys get all bent out of shape and attack the messenger, me. Like I said before your choice. So, no, there isn’t any rebuttal from me. Go read your Bible my friend, the answers are all in there. Again, your choice. I just find it interesting that people get all fired up and attack me with such venom for my views for me. Do what you want, no skin off my back. And I am STILL in a good mood. Figure that one out!
wogdog.
Just for the record i tried to turn it back to a discussion. When everyone attacked me weeks ago I just fucking antagonized them.
No regrets.
To be more precise I have absolutely no problem with you having a view that is different than mine. You’ll get no slander from me.
Daniel: Thank you for at least your respect for a discussion.
Now here’s a pair you want to watch:
http://jcowandewar.files.wordpress.com/201…
TTFN – I HAD that very cake for my B-Day on Sunday! How did you know> ; )
Here, “The Major” from Fawlty Towers explains the difference between East and West Indians in language that would not be out of place on the average rap albumin:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8s4BqzHEK6o
The message of the cross is foolishness to those who are perishing. 1 Corinthians 1:18
Wheels: Absolutely true.
TTFN; Since you are memserized by my handle enough to do such intense research on the name I pulled out of thin air perhaps I will amuse you with what my take would be on W.O.G. Hmmm…. how about…..Woman of God? Yes, now that is much more appropriate.
And to the one who thinks they can cry out to God on their death bed, you can, but only if you get a death bed. What if you are struck by a stray bullet, and are killed dead with no idea or warning? What will you say to Him then when your name is called on judgement day and your name is not written in the Lamb’s book of Life??? Revelation 21:27
“wogdog” = Wackadoo Onanistic Goon’s Delusions Of Grandeur.
Let’s play a little game I like to call “My pretend god is better than your pretend god”. In this corner, weighing in at several tons, we have Optimus Prime, leader of the Autobots. And in this corner, weighing in at significantly less than several tons, we have Jesus Christ, son of God. Rather than type out several paragraphs, I’ll let this image I found on the internet summarize things for me: http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_t68ar0SFX54/TJF7…
And to you dear op there is help but it is not what you think it is. It may not be something you wish to do. And there will be a time when peace and harmony will exist and abound but that will only happen when everything that needs to happen happens first……
Woggy, the more you post, the more ridiculous you appear. I am not as obsessed with your moniker as you are in forcing your bogus beliefs down our collective throats. Your deities have no power here, nimrod, or anywhere else for that matter.
Excellent Agent 195
Not to continue flogging a dead carpenter but I’ve always enjoyed this one:
http://www.theonion.com/articles/it-was-th…
OP here. Peace out. I’m not saying that there is or isn’t a deity of some sort…there certainly is evil and there is good. Our species seems to have gone Crazy Eddie on itself….(see SF novel The Mote In God’s Eye)meaning that a switch in our brain may have tripped resulting in the current bullshit nightmare we are currently in. We cannot sustain ourselves, therefore we kill ourselves. I don’t want Utopia, or Eden, I want peace on Earth and good will…if you will. And I do believe that religious fanaticism has caused alot of killing suffering and pain (NIN- Heresy). Yes we are fucked, but don’t have to accept it or give up. We don’t have to give in to hopelessness.
as my dear old pa says “there is always hope” http://images.cheezburger.com/completestor… sorry i’m a star trek nerd
geez, you’d think they would want us heathens to burn in hell…
the worst part about dream vacations is the overcrowding.
Would you really want to ‘reside’ in a heaven that’s already over capacity…
and still accepting new residents?
You’ll get the room across from the ice machine, guaranteed.
http://static.themetapicture.com/media/fun…
here ya go 195, i found us a church http://imgur.com/Cl1yB