To the lady that I work with, please stop following me around the workplace (or otherwise)! You’re a nice lady, I understand that since your husband is away you are lonely, but you’re totally bumming me out!! I get that you’re having a hard time with money and health issues, and I will sympathize with you, but I can only do it so much. We all have problems and believe it or not, I’m not that concerned about yours.
And no, I don’t want to hang out with you outside work. We have absolutely nothing in common except that we work at the same place… so stop looking at me strange when I make excuses not to hang out with you outside work.
If only I could be more direct and tell you flat out… but I really don’t want to hurt your feelings. —Leave Me Alone Already
This article appears in Aug 11-17, 2011.


Euch… this is always a tough one. Just try not to engage them OP, but be polite, but firm. They should get the hint eventually.
Hey, sebastian, you finally got someone at work to refer to you as a lady! Congrats!!
The prob could be NOT ENOUGH hard time…
LOL donarious.
OP, she jumps wants to jump on your dick.
OP, you insensitive poor excuse of a human being. I was trying to get an increase in salary, and working hard for you for the past 10 years isn’t getting me anywhere so I thought I would switch up the strategy a bit.
signed – dont sympathize with me, give me money
Send her to LS.
this is a job for the suckster..hello! 🙂
don’t you worry boys, the lord suckulous is always there^^
the suckster sees all, and tries to please some. pick a time. thanks tim, but my book is rather full just now.
thanks for the advice, Tommy. We’re both females and this isn’t a sex thing.
Thank fuck I don’t work with other women. The needy ones would have their thumbs shoved in an electric pencil sharpener.
It is so easy to be the smart one in an office, nice people just not that bright lol
they’re hip…. they’re with it….
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UeS-Xb5u4-U
Its hard to be nice and be honest without hurting someone. I got nothing for ya OP …but I’d like to know the answer for myself.
NP Naveed! (OLP Fan?) I had the same thing, at first I couldn’t stand this woman but we get along pretty good now. It’s just all about setting and enforcing boundaries, without being TOO much of a dick about it. You could always go to HR but I wouldn’t advise it unless it’s as a last resort.
get her a puppy.
Excellent idea Xeno 🙂
http://www.anyclip.com/movies/dead-men-don…
part 2
http://www.anyclip.com/movies/dead-men-don…