When I ask to see your ID don’t hand me your wallet with the card in under one of those plastic pouches. Furthermore, don’t rudely smirk and half giggle then say, “Well I can’t get it out,” when I let you know there are holographic features on the card I have to check. It’s not funny, why would you giggle dingbat? —Unimpressed
This article appears in Jul 28 – Aug 3, 2011.
Bouncer? Should have denied her entry on the grounds of Non Compost Mentis, which is Latin for “your skull is full of ordure and decaying vegetable matter”
Whenever a meat head asks me to comply, it is always funny
…”sorry Miss?..you’ve failed the tard’o’meter test..step away pleeze”..
I work at a casino in AB – displaced Haligonian here – and we run cash call for people taking cash advances off their CC’s to gamble (don’t even get me started on that one). Many seem to enjoy flashing their ID’s as though it’s the Ultimate Pass For Life and Therefore Should Not Be Questioned. When they tell me they can’t get it out of the plastic window, I offer to take their entire wallet and get it out for them. Oddly enough, the Ultimate Pass For Life seems to be very easy to remove after that.
Some dummies need a chip planting in their skulls.
Because, you said it yourself, they are dingbats. And should never be allowed to reproduce.
The giggle meant she wanted your cock. Why else would she be downtown?
you forgot to attach your own giggle there seb.