I don’t really know how it happened, but here we are. You are the best roommate ever, and becoming a good friend. I respect you, and appreciate you. Together with the little retarded kittens, we are the best household in Halifax! —Monkey Face Big Dick

This article appears in Apr 5-11, 2012.

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  1. sounds intriguing…leotared cats and a monkey face big dick. is the monkey face on your dick^^

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  2. Oh, is this that tall guy called Richard who looks a bit like an ape? He’s a good roommate is he? I bet he is (nudge,nudge,wink,wink..say no more).

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