We met the Queen. Was awesome. Minions in check, we head back to the v-dub, only to find that the parkade pay-a-meter was out of service. No big deal if there wasn’t a giant line up of angry payers (and I’m sure we won’t be the only bitch submitting on this) who couldn’t exit the parkade without going through ridiculous loopholes to do so.
This, my fellow Queen watchers, is unacceptable. Can’t wait to see what that Canada Day Crowd has to say about it. —Braless bitches
This article appears in Jun 24-30, 2010.
How come the events were not organized outside of regular business hours? The majority of people work Monday-Friday 9-5pm jobs.
so, you met the old bag, big deal, now you can die happy, right? who the fuck really cares if some weathered old broad comes to canada, once every thousand years, did she give you a knighthood or something, if not, time well wasted o.p.
Lost me at “v-dub”. A bitch must be coherent to be defined as a bitch in my opinion.
Lost me at “v-dub”. A bitch must be coherent to defined as a legitimate and justified bitch.
To legitimise your bitch, please use english words.
And, what the heck were you thinking taking a car downtown today? There is nowhere in this town you can’t walk to in less than an hour.
i am assuming it means volkswagon
I guess I view the queen as a vintage oddity – she’s from a different time, a different world – but, hey, her mug is on a lot of money so there’s that visibility factor – the monarchy will eventually die out (King William declares war on Camden and loses when Amy Winehouse suckerpunches him in the pants, ruling out any future dynasties), let the old lady get around while she can do it. She and her sis, while Princesses, helped keep moral up after the WWII London Blitz and when you see how those old WWII vets react when they see her, those old eyes well with tears. So don’t be so fucking hard on her – she’s 84, she’ll kick off sometime and your next bitch will be about how her funeral’s gonna ruin television all week.
Look, I’m not a monarchist by any stretch – I just love history and this old lovey is the last of her kind.
I did ponder with a few friends whether she and the Lt. Governor would have pillow fights dressed up in frilly pink babydoll pjs. Who do you think would win?
well said ttfn…she is a moldy relic. i love history too. you are hot this evening^^ with your testicle talk on the other thread
LS’s just bitter because the queen won’t fuck him.
teehee
kitty, sweetheart, i’d rather beat off than let that shriveled old hag, anywhere near mr. long john.
using your own tears as lubricant…
Did anyone notice how the weather went to shit here as soon as she arrived, and then improved dramatically as soon as she left? Coincidence? I think not…
And it rains a lot in London. Yes, we have noticed.
Broc…ever notice how the weather goes to shit here all the time ?
Its Nova Scotia…that’s what happens here, never ending weather changes.
Serves the OP right for putting that much effort into just having look at another homo sapien.
Love the tag, Mod 4.0! Good one!
Love the history aspect too, TTFN, recognized a once-in-my-lifetime opportunity to see a little of that firsthand, got myself a good spot, a lifetime of memories and some nice snapshots. Of all the faces on our currency Her Madge’s is the only one of someone still living. I hope I live to see Princess Di’s handsome son’s picture on our money:)