“Pizza is like sex,” it has been said, “Even bad pizza is good pizza.” And, as with sex, you know that the unfortunate soul who adheres to this admonition has really never had good pizza. Perhaps not so unfortunate for those living around these parts as they blissfully gobble up the crap they send to the door with a grin.

Perhaps one day, someone will smarten up and open this town’s first quality pizza emporium, perhaps calling it something like, “Cooked-All-The-Way-Through Pizza”, and none of this bullshit of a debit-at-the-door fee which is really christing stupid as all fuck too. But until then just resign yourself to the fact that the skill-set required for making a good pie is clearly just errant; caveat emptor.

—Sam Je

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  1. I live near Peters and had a slice for the first time the other night… It was well priced but I found the dough to be bland and undercooked… maybe it was just one bad pizza though. I like Papa Marios and Alexandras personally

  2. papa marios is good…
    I used to eat sicilian every day but it’s getting more expensive now….
    Euro food shop is good as well.
    I recently tried pizzatown and though it is a bit pricier, it’s a less greasy choice. their donairs are panini-ized too…mmmm.

    jessy’s is ok, but skimp on the cheese.
    Xtreme’s sauce is just that… ug.

    Been to NY and their pizza is pretty similar… except there’s this one place that has this “white cheese” pizza…
    if only I could remember which type it is, I’d bring that shiat over here SO quickly.

  3. Poor buggers – if you lived on the Darkside, you’d have at leats 4 places to order from…

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