Thanks to the asshole who jammed a slice of pizza up my exhaust pipe last Friday night while my car was parked next to Bearly’s. It took me an hour to fish it out.
I saw you as you were running away from my car and your shitty yellow hoodie is unmistakable. If I ever see you again, I’ll be jamming pizza up your natural exhaust pipe. —Looking for you
This article appears in Sep 23-29, 2010.
If you just started the car, the pressure from the exhaust would have blown it out. Don’t you watch Mythbusters? They did it with apples, bananas and other assorted items. Each time the exhaust blew it out. Don’t believe everything you see in movies and TV.
Still, an odd thing to do… people in yellow hoodies should not be allowed to drink in public.
Yeah but they make great targets.
I wonder if this the Honda Civic with the crap engine that’s been terrorizing the Fenwick area in the wee hours, according to a bitch from earlier in the week.
i just bet that you are the asshole with the shitmobile going around disturbing people at 3 a.m., aren’t you?
next time, it could be a stick of dynamite.
I can’t believe that Myth busters busted this one. I always believed it to be true because of Beverly Hills Cop…lol.
and what the hell happened to the previous bitch about fucking shitty day.jesus people. if she wants a good one, tell her that i’m here and waiting, and i’ll ROCK STAR her world, for her.
Oh yes, we’re sure you’ll rock her world. What, with your quick wit and mesmerizing charm, there’s no doubt in my mind she’ll be satisfied.
Are Donkey and TiredDonkey the same? Just askin
Yes lol
L O L
I thought everyone knew that was just a movie gag.
Like all the cop & western shows where people get “shot ” in the shoulder & they just get up & still use the arm etc.
Like all humans shoulders are just capable of having a hole punched through it…no big deal !
odd how normally intelligent people , will see something on Television & actually believe its true !
kinda like the shamwow…
it can’t be that good…
…and parasailing donkey, sick donkey but it’s still our beloved eeyore. “when someone says how-do-you-do, just say you didn’t” heehaw
I hope you saved the pizza and gave it to one of those bums downtown begging for change. They would eat it. Oh tell them it’s made with crack-dough.