You: red t shirt, sandals, plaid shorts, two cans left in an eight can beer thingie.
Me: taking my dog for a pee before bed at 11pm, S Park St.

You got caught pissing in the driveway of my building. “I feel really bad” you said.
“Go piss on the Y!” I said, laughing. Then, “Dude, you pissed on my home”.
“I don’t care.”

It was awesome when you tried to get a cab and the driver sped off as you opened the door and he realized how loaded you were. Go piss at home, dipschitt. —Wheels P

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  1. It was mine when Ex and I were together. I get her when Ex goes away. Not my dog anymore, sigh.
    Roooooooowoof!

  2. Photo of goggie, activated!
    Form of: one cayute effing hound!
    (she’s dobie/german shepard mix)

  3. Wheelie the puppy looks like my Riley… except younger, taller, thinner… okay it’s only the colouring– beautiful… I would steal that dog back! Whoops… I just say that?

  4. So many self-absorbed young people in this city at night…other eve I saw some angsty doofus slashing peoples gardens with his belt as he walked. Go back to whatever boring rich suburban town you came from cause obviously you can’t handle yourself when mom’s not watching…

  5. Did he have a hat? Tan or naturally darker skin? If so, this same man came into my work last night and started ranting about cops and how they “walk all over everyone” because there was one sitting in my store writing something down. Lol.

  6. LOL Wheelz. I presume that by, action shot, you mean the one of you and the Beebs. >; )
    Maxie is indeed ein wunderhund.

  7. OP, call the cops. They’d be able to find the guy and charge him with drinking in public, disorderly conduct, public urination, and public intoxication. He’d enjoy the night in jail….he could piss all over himself and then pass out.

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