To the stupid asshole with a mohawk who pissed on the brick house on the corner of Portland and Brunswick on Sept. 10th- Just for your information, I have seen bigger cocks. Thanks.
This article appears in Oct 2-8, 2008.
Pissing on houses
To the stupid asshole with a mohawk who pissed on the brick house on the corner of Portland and Brunswick on Sept. 10th- Just for your information, I have seen bigger cocks. Thanks.
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I used to live across the street from Gus’s Pub. Invariably there would be a drunk guy pissing on a car, rental van, or tree in front of our house most every weekend it was warmish. I was so grossed out that I took to heckling them from my vantage above.What’s funny is that drunk guys can’t shut off the pee once it is started, so they’d have to suffer my taunts until finished. They always ran away as quickly as possible, usually tucking and zipping as they went.
dont most guys that are randomly walking down the street not have an erection?Who pisses on random houses with a raging hard on?
You’d be surprised kay, you’d be very surprised…
Come on Floyd, gimme some facts that are straight. What exactly are you protesting?
I thought it was funny.
I love the senseless BullShit they teach. This one is right up there with what is typically said about Marijuana. What I love more is the people that blindly buy into every word and take it for the gospel. You know the type; but my teacher/professor said… Now for the record, Kay and anyone else who is a little curious, there is no slight erection when a male urinates. When it is warm I can tied it in a knot, probably while I am peeing. When my cock & bawlz are cold and I have to pee and I whip it out there is absolutely no sign of an erection, slight or otherwise. The more accurate description would be that of a scared turtle. Kay, not having a cock, how-in-the-fuck can you argue with some one that has one. You have got to be slightly retarded to argue this point. Little Miss Know-it-all, STFU.
where the hell did this erection-pee come from anyway? i assume homie was being sarcastic and saying the penis didn’t look big because it wasn’t hard? i guess? and kay, were you also joking? i have never heard such a thing…
Actually Homie, a man CANNOT pee without a slight erection. And all this time we thought you owned a penis. tsk tsk.
But you have one so you know, right Kay..??
Count on Floyd to contribute absolutely nothing. Some things never change. Hey Floyd, go take biology 101 or, why wait? They teach this shit in high school. Oh, haven’t been there yet either? Grow up.
Go back to bed Kay, the day does not bode well for you…And if you had made it to Grade 11 biology, they would have told you the real story… It’s that a man can’t SHIT without a hard-on… And a woman can’t pee unless she has an engorged and throbbing clitoris… Dont you know ANYTHING?Jesus woman,,, Get your facts straight…
How do you live with yourself Floyd?
Hey Jammie, no Kay was kucking serious. Believe it or not…That fucking idiot claims to be a woman, but then insists on telling the men how it is with male anatomy…When I call her on it, she launches in to a personal attack… What kind of pompous arrogant fucking bully-troll is that…What I’d really like to know Kay, is what did guys with ED do before the days of Viagra… Thats a long fucking time to hold it….
can we all pause and do a little dance of glee that Kay’s back? now if only we could trap her and franfran in a threat and make them battle…my day would be complete..now taking bets on who’d win in an epic franfran/kay smackdown….
20 bucks on Kay in the third round with a hair-pulling submission hold. Though I think getting Franfran into the octagon would be the hardest part, since it wouldn’t be proper for a normal, well-adjusted woman like her to resort to fisty-cuffs.
My money is also on Kay. And again I say “Tear the bitch apart!”
I guess it’s one of those things… when the instructors had us all calm down over the term erection they did it by pointing out that a slight erection was required to pee so let’s just everybody settle down. Indeed, this was one of the first sex ed classes ever offered in Canadian public schools and it seems like an eon ago. If I was misinformed then I was but I don’t need to own one to be knowledgeable about how a penis works.Thanks everybody for the new info that, of course, there are no muscles, vessels nor nerves acting in the penis common to erections and peeing. Nope. No way! I still wonder but thanx anyway. (except Floyd who doesn’t know nor care how a penis works… or doesn’t)BTW Frannie, bring her on!
WTF
Kay, Floyd doesn’t even have a penis, don’t listen to him.
where in the fuck did kay come up with you have to have a slight erection from to take a piss? I can piss when i am hard as hell or limp as can be….i have no clue where she came up with this one.
I think the point was that the offenders the OP mention were not full size at the time or not. Whether or not it was full or not, it was not an apples to apples comparision.
I think that was Homie’s point Bad Guy. Just wasn’t sure.On the erection-pee thing it is in fact more difficult to pee with an erection. Not impossible but more difficult to get started. Which is why morning pee-hardons are a pain. They wake you up but they don’t help the process get started!I also thought a kay-Fran fight would be fantastic and I agree kay would kick Frannie’s ass. She’s a tough one even if I don’t agree with the kookier things she says (though I do agree with many of the more down-to-earth things she says, except the smoking issue.)Frannie is just brittle, which is why she can do nothing but just keep repeating herself like a three-year-old.
Homie, get a clue and read my post *sigh*
MY EYES! My fucking eyes are burning!!!This is nasty shit.
Kay… YFT…!!!!Sorry you had to see that qwerty…
So help me out, I’ve been gone awhile – who hates who again?
Well, lets see… Kay hates everybody, especially Floyd. Everybody hates Frannie. I think even Miles the Magnanimous hates Frannie a little bit. Homie is annoying as hell, but nobody pays enough attention to him to really hate him. Floyd seems to hate everybody but you lately. Maybe he’s just lonely without you. I personally hate Keith, but he only pops up occasionally to make some assinine “cars rule” comment. Nobody hates Hedgy, except maybe Homie, and he’s just sulking because everybody likes Hedgy better. Haven’t heard from Coyotex since he threatened us with his Lawyer.
Pretty accurate synposis there Miranda…Actually I don’t hate anybody… I love everyone on here… yes.. even the trolls… except scott & kay whom I love a little less… And qwerty who I love a little more…
and im just a lurker who reads and laughs.. franfran bothers me and qwerty cracks me up…
aw gee shucks miranda 😉 I take off for a couple of days and look what happens! I’m going to have to keep comign back here after I move, even if it is just for the ego stroking…and the trolls. how I love me some trolls.and as I just mentioned in a previous post: we really should endevor to separate franfran and homie…otherwise they may combine to form some sort of super troll, who can’t be slayed even by kay, weilding lilac’s hippy boobs as amo…
also on the topic of trolls: anyone seen ginger lately?I mean, she is like classic troll. accept no substitutes.
Hedgy I can’t believe you actually said “who can’t be slayed even by kay”… Are you kidding me…?? That fucking idiot is all balls and no brain… Plus I’m sure the trolls have some kind of pact such as troll shall not slay troll, or something to that effect…
maybe that’s why the trolls have been quiet lately..they’re plotting a hostile LTWWB takeover…
They’re probably over here, gobbling up their wholesome god-fearing prey.http://hirotao.blogspot.com/(This guy appears to be a complete whacko by the way…)
Maybe some of us “trolls” have BETTER things to do MOST of the time. Geeze, this bitch is old. Get on with it!Floyd, one of these days you’ll wake up and find yourself working for someone just like me if not directly for me, asswipe, so in the meantime, stay inside and play with your dildo while your girl is at work earnin`the money… this town has enough fat assed bitches in it. You won’t be missed.To the rest of you, I’m deeply humbled and look forward to proving all of you right in the coming weeks
Kay you fucking idiot… Your complaining about this being an old bitch but YOU are the one who is dredging up old shit… I know that you are belligerent, but are you that fucking stupid also???
BTW maybe I’m already working for you now and you don’t even know it… Have you noticed things go missing or awry for no apparent reason…?? Just think that could be me working quietly on my own looking for stones to put in your path, and otherwise sabotage everything you are working on…My God… Life is great… I am truly blessed to be so entertained by the fools like you around me… and to get paid for it… Its Nirvana…
Hedgy, seriously…Attaching me to other posters who often have hate as an agenda is really gross. You know, the world might be a better place with more egalitarian, pro-nursing people in it…
Hedgy, seriously…Attaching me to other posters who often have hate as an agenda is really gross. You know, the world might be a better place with more egalitarian, pro-nursing people in it…