To the man who entered my place of work, refused a menu, drank loads of water and then took out your anger at being asked to leave by thumbing off the manager and pissing all over the bathroom floor – who exactly do you think you are punishing? Not the boss (who has a business to run) and not society (which cares nothing about your actions) but ME, a minimum-wage, low level service grunt who has to mop up your mess.
You’ve taken rude to a whole new level, and made the work day of someone you’ve never spoken to much worse than it had to be. Given that you were lucid and in complete control of your faculties, I can find no forgiveness in my heart.
Stay far away until you gain some sense and compassion, because I’ll be stewing over your mess for a while. —Pisserella
This article appears in May 20-26, 2010.
Was the guy homeless? If not, how can a civilized person do something like that? I mean, that’s downright awful.
I’ve heard of this problem before, its actually because he’s hung like a stud budgie !
When your penis is that tiny, you’ve got nothing to hold onto so you can aim & it just sprays !!
I’m betting that the wild pisser sits down for a piss at home !!!
how much you wanna bet he was either a lawyer or a politition of sorts, these are two of the lamest, most ignorant fucking groups on this planet. p.s. people, watch out what you say from now on here and at other web forums, the fed gestapo is going to monitor all out input from now on. wellcome to 1984, plus 26.
You know why so many Lawyers are politicians ?
Because they’re too stupid to be good lawyers…so they fall back on the one job no one expects to ever see any real results from !
After all even bobo the trained chimpanzie can tell you the answers to all financial problems are “get more money… & make someone else pay for it” !!
just be thankful a shit-twister didn’t touch down.
Wow, once again I am totally shocked. How long did he sit chugging water? Was he decently dressed? What is HRM coming too?
Forget karma. Odin is going to send Piss-in Boots a kidney stone the size of Iceland and if Freya is feeling generous, you may be there to witness it OP.
you are on tonight colonel. hopefully some folks know what you are prattling on about^^^
Well I sure as hell ain’t one of ’em >: )
totally off topic; but mr. ivan and girl o pain might like this birdie story: so i work at this joint called the hummingbird pub cause umm there’s these birds flying around allover the place dang what are they called again ahhh robins nope hmmm squirrels nope wrong critter oh yea hummingbirds:) anyway there’s an kiwi just off the boat and he had a fright when one of them buzzed around him and he thought was like a giant insect ,dumbass 🙂 anywho i told he has to pour sugar water and make a coat out of brite fauna that’ll scare em away :):):)
If someone didn’t want a menu why would staff let them stay in the first place? And then let them use the washroom on top of that?
the only thing that sucks about a bc’ r on a east coast beeatch site is it’s like 8 pm and there’s nobody to play with 🙁
Good bitch, I’d be pissed too!
Jebus Marty, you’d think someone from the antipodes would be used to big flying insects, or maybe that’s just Aussies. Hummingbirds are very cool.
haha a giant bug, i don’t see too many hummers in my area…love that movie colonel, it is much quoted in this dwelling. don’t worry martym i’ll never leave ya hanging
I gave SOBova “Spaced” on DVD for Xmas 2 years ago. She <3s Mr. Pegg.
there are many familiar actors in that movie…love the mum and stepdad, he was in hitchhikers guide
Bill Nighy – he’s a hoot in just about everything he does. I love the incestuous cross-pollination of Brit-coms. Dylan Moran who played the welsh Harry Potter lookalike who gets eviscerated at the Winchester starred in “Black Books” alongside Bill Bailey who played SP’s boss in Spaced and the twin desk sergeants in Hot Fuzz which also had Bill Nighy.
Christ, I need a pint.
omfg never call a kiwi an aussie than freak on your ass ; even kiwis find aussie loud and obnoxious sory mate 🙂
i’ll take a lime and lager…i think this thread has been officially hijacked
It began about piss; we’re talking about getting pissed. Not a hijack – a lateral step.
giv over ya silly git…rawk
yes, you’re just thinking horizontally….
Perpetually
perpetually pissed on pints of pilsner
LOL…..typical service sector job.
Hey Painey, I just saw Ozzie the Osprey in the undeveloped parcel of land across from the Gulag.
Birds of prey know they’re cool.
excellent, there is this pathetic grackle visiting my yard…i have named him elvis, poor little fucker is missing half his pompadour. no girlfriends for him, but i feed him cause he is very sad
you should over-feed him so he does more resemble elvis.
i worked in a pub in europe where a guy shit in a pint glass and shoved it down the toilet followed by a t-shirt… people are effed.
we had a an epic elvis party in northern ontario, one of my friends was young elvis the other vegas elvis
where in North On. pain been to: Hearst, Thunderbay,Northbay,Kenora, Timmins …. some serious ahhh shall we say hill loving types in those parts 🙂
no, i should have said central. about an hour north of barrie, epic because it went for 3 days and we put an outboard on the dock and drove it around the lake with beers and music and lawn chairs. nobody was injured which was quite remarkable. riley lake was the place
oh yea been allover that area, uncle had a cottage on Simcoe been to Washago allover hiway 12 Orillia lots of times nice country 🙂
I worked in a family restaurant in high school. “Check the bathrooms before you punch out”.
Someone had written their name on the wall of the stall in their poop, then used a fork to dot the exclamation point.
Awesome!
Don’t even try and guess WHY people do this stuff. They just DO, and it’s a frigging drag for the hired help.
i had a cleaning contract in a mall many years ago; once in the “ladies” washrooms a couple of “ladies” must have had a used tampon fight ; yea not so good “ladies”