Guys, you might want to check the toilet and floor for piss dribbles before leaving your buddy’s bathroom —Pissed
This article appears in Oct 20-26, 2016.
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Hahahahahahaha – you’re all wonked out over some piss dribble? Imagine if it was a nice, freshly laid skid mark on the toilet seat instead. I’d love to hear your outraged howls then.
OB must be a woman. It’s pee. That’s all. Pee.
My ex-wife complained about this, and how the sky was the wrong colour blue, and how the tree branches should be shaped differently and how the sun was too round and how the beep when the microwave was done sounded and…
Urine is a fucking sterile liquid. Grab some god damn TP and wipe it yourself.
Then again……we might not!
If I don’t get any on me, it’s all GOOD.
Just sayin’
Look in the tank of your toilet. There could be a “top shelf” surprise in there.
Correction Flowey: urine is sterile to the point where it exits the urethra; once out, bacteria grows. Now when someone pees on you, there’s little concern; when drinking pee “from the tap”, the pee is still sterile and can be consumed with little concern. Licking up pee from the toilet seat brings you into contact with bacteria as would drinking it from a glass.
Pee101
IDK, why aren’t adults capable of checking the seat for their own urine after they go?
Sign me up for cleaning up another human’s piss. Pffffft!
If it comes out of your body, you are responsible for cleaning it up. No one else. Exceptions are babies, young kids, old farts, the disabled, the sick, the unconscious, the near-dead and the dead.
Speaking of piss ……..
Immanuel Kant was a real pissant who was very rarely stable,
Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar who could think you under the table,
David Hume could out-consume Schopenhauer and Hegel,
And Wittgenstein was a beery swine who was just as schloshed as Schlegel.
There’s nothing Nietzsche couldn’t teach ya ’bout the turning of the wrist,
Socrates himself was permanently pissed…
John Stuart Mill, of his own free will, with half a pint of shandy was particularly ill,
Plato, they say, could stick it away, half a crate of whiskey every day,
Aristotle, Aristotle was a beggar for the bottle,
Hobbes was fond of his dram,
And Rene Descartes was a drunken fart, “I drink therefore I am.”
Yes, Socrates himself is particularly missed;
A lovely little thinker but a bugger when he’s pissed.
Beautiful, beautiful Pythons.
@MethinksYHZ
You learn something new everyday. Thanks for the trivia.