I can think of few smells worse than day old dirty piss, unflushed, left to ripen in all of its pissy glory. Urinal users: flush after you piss.
—Farts Mahoney
This article appears in May 7-13, 2009.
Piss Fumes
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I would like to complain about my work washroom which is shared by all the offices on the floor. I’ll take day old piss over a 3 inch grey pube sitting on a wet mountain of toilet paper, a floating tampon from a stuck pig, perfume germ warfare or one of those sprayed seats when women hover over the seat like it’s fucking STD Ring of Fire, leaving a yellow dew she doesn’t even acknowledge.
Ok wtf do you work, TTFN? I’ve never had a staff washroom THAT bad…you’re right about the stuck pig — you have some pigs working amongst you.
Srsly WHO can’t just press the lever and flush the damn toilet — esp if you’ve dropped a used tampon in there? Do people have no shame anymore? You can even use your fucking foot if you’re that concerned about the germies.
Good grief!
Mmmm…nothing more savory than ripened piss. Oh wait! Donair fueled bowel-excretions.
I can’t stand it when my hippie idiot roommate doesn’t flush her piss. I get that she’s saving the planet, but not everyone wants to smell someone else’s piss which has been sitting there for 3 hours.
Get her a litter box with clumping cat litter.
*shakes head* Yep, my workplace washrooms are pretty bad too, especially the driver’s washrooms at Mumford and Scotia Square.
Mumford: Hallway smells like piss, even after it’s been mopped, there’s tp everywhere on the floor and the tp dispenser isn’t even attached to the wall anymore. If the toilet didn’t autoflush, I’m sure that’d be an issue too.
Square: There was a stretch where soap dispensers were torn off the wall and not replaced for 3 weeks. And for some reason, there seems to be no sense of aim at the urinals.
The public can’t even access these, so we can’t blame them for any of it. Luckily, the ones at Portland Hills and Sackville are pretty decent, and the garage bathrooms are well kept (thanks to our hard-working cleaning staff).
Good idea Miles. Maybe I can even get her some organic kitty litter from the market.
Somehow from the title i thought this bitch was going to be about walking down Barrington st
Forget flushing urinals. Every men’s room should have the waterless/flushless urinals. These things are great. No smell, no water and no piss pooling. It’s a win win for everyone!