I was going to do my painting homework at school, and as I turn the corner with my friend, there is a giant bloke trying to close his pants hurriedly and a large stream of pee running off the sloped tiles of the entrance to the school. I said, “That’s nice”, he said, “Thank you!” and then I said, “Fuckin’ piece of SHIT!” Whether you didn’t hear me, or wouldn’t remember because you were so piss drunk, I really meant it. I hate the trash that accumulates around the corner of the school because of a certain trashy pub. Usually it just stinks and it’s loud, but pissing all over the entrance to my school is too much. That’s fuckin’ disrespect for the school, the city and everybody else. —graymankin
This article appears in Mar 11-17, 2010.
If it’s not piss, it’s puke…
which trashy pub? then i can guess the school
Hahahaha… Painting homework?! Bahahahahaha!
I’d say the Two-Headed Bird?
Going to do her painting homework… I’m in BC and I can figure it out. Probably the one that is where JJ Rossi’s used to be…
shit. sorry i was thinking highschool…but i know zigackly where you mean^^
I knew you were more than just a pretty face PG…
now i’m trying to get a grip on this bitch, you told him that it was nice. were you referring to his dick, or the fact that he was watering the garden? or maybe you were pissed off, because you still had paint on your fingers from your class? either way, what the fuck can you not expect from some of the slum areas of thios big city. oh, scuse me, it isn’t a slum, just the way you said it i guess. other than that, don’t go getting on at all the drunks, because of some. i saw a female squat once, and didn’t utter a derogatory word. now that was nice, in the nice way.
I’ve often wondered why girls get so pissy when guys piss…lol outside and guys don’t care? Fuck, we’ll even stop and watch. But graym I agree there’s time and a place, bars are pretty close together in that area and unless the lines are a monster a REAL man should be able to hold his urine.
Man, you should come to India.
Guys piss everywhere!!!
painting homework….hardxxcore shit.
You had painting to do inside the school and he was painting the outside. All in the name of art.
OP, I don’t think he meant to disrespect your school, chances are he had no idea what building he was pissing on and just really really had to go pee… being drunk and all. He’s still a piece of shit, but not for those reasons.
Yeah, painting homework LOLOLOLOL.
You should be studying something USEFUL like accounting and economics.
*Throws up*
Siiiiigh, if this is where I think it is, students have been putting up with piss on the building for decades. This is why there’s a section on morning urine puddle seepage in the gallery show instructions. Grow a thicker skin, enjoy the twin-headed bird free cover for everything with your student ID, and be happy you didn’t attend when JJs patrons would run through the building until security nailed them.
if this is the spot I’m thinking of I’d be irritated too…the entryway is set into the facade so the rain can’t wash the piss away, and the smell would linger.
I thought art types liked being down with the common man?
Maybe if your school didnt used to be a huge club with the cheapest / best power hour in the city (regardless of how trashey the clinetell were) drunks wouldnt use it like they do? Hmmm?
brb, pissing on NSCAD…
if I recall correctly, drinks are way cheaper at Pe__lers than the two headed bird…
people get mad crunk in there…
though it would really suck if he wizzed on the door handle. that’s taking it a little far…
hey zZz where do you go on the weekends? i don’t mean drinking i mean round here
Sounds like he was into Performance Art
that’s pretty disrespectful, i’ve accepted that there’s a very high percentage of douchebags out there so this doesn’t surprise me at all. you shoulda popped a cap.
paingirl, I never used to go anywhere or do much of anything really… lately though I have one active day and one day of complete rest where I do very close to nothing at all.
This past weekend I headed out to the in-laws with some friends to make some maple syrup and change the car tires back over to the all-seasons.
her parents have acres of land with maple trees so we tap them every spring and boil down to make free maple syrup. makes the best maple chomeur you’ve EVER eaten…
(unless you’ve gone to five fishermen… then it would be the same since it’s her recipe)
http://feistychef.ca/index.php/2009/09/27/…
what you do on weekends?
we should all arrange to meet for some cosmic bitch bowling some time… to promote healthy lifestyles of course.
bitch bowling with alcohol and pretty lights… count me in.
wow zZz thanks for the info…i miss your witty banter at the weekend. i have one day of rest soon to be none
What a round about way to bitch about your jealousy in not being able to piss anywhere you please.(without squatting 😉
Nothing nicer than having a signal from a full bladder saying time to ‘drain via the main vein’ & getting that pressure off your brain with a minimum of fuss.
But now thanks to modern technological inventions
OP, why not purchase a P-mate or a Go-Girl urination device & then you can follow the next horrible urinator home & pee on his doorstep…with a little practice you too will be writing your name in the snow…while standing with shoulders back & a smile on your face, and no longer squatting in disgusting urnals, when out and about town.
🙂
thanks PG. If I have a dull weekend planned, or some downtime I may just check the posts out… I do miss quite a few. I suppose I can always use my cell… but I hate the scrolling at the top of the coasts page on mobile devices…
uh, can I just say something….
WHERE THE FLYING FUCK IS MILES??!!
…I miss that dude. I could say for certain, however, that zZz, Fever and said missing legend are at least cousins or something.
yeah, haven’t seen miles in a while. actually, it’ll be a full month tomorrow….
did he forget his password?
is he in some geological fissure that has no net access points or cell reception?
poor guy. I would hate to be in a technological sinkhole.
he must’ve gotten eaten by his comp…
or he’s constipated ‘n shit.
one would presume were he constipated that he would have MORE time to post since he’s not wasting his time shitting every 12 hours…
personally, I hope he broke both his hands… only for the fact that I can think of many worse scenarios as to why he has disappeared.
Perhaps he was in the same vile accident as Andy and met his fate….
ooo, it’s too painful.
MILES, if you’re out there, please let us know. We’re starting to worry!