To the woman (yes, woman, not girl, not teenager) who felt it necessary to kick a pigeon on Spring Garden the other day, I hope you fix whatever is making you so miserable that you feel the need to kick pigeons, unprovoked. —I hope he pooped on you

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  1. Did this person, “boot” the pigeon, or shoo it out of the way with her foot?

    The reason I ‘m asking, is that I met a young lady a few years ago, who is terrified of birds.
    St. Mark’s Square, Venice, was not a pleasant experience for her. A street vendor handed her some pop-corn, the pigeorns did this.
    http://prints.rockpark.com/Travel/Italy-20…

    She freaked, and may have sent a pigeon or two into orbit.

  2. she should have stomped on the little fucking shit hawk. goddamn things are just nasty desease carrying fucking vermin. kill every fucking one of them.

  3. Now did she spill some “Bud the Spud” or “Bill the Spud” on them. I’m sure at one point there was one pigeon that was so big it couldn’t get airborne.

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