To the woman (yes, woman, not girl, not teenager) who felt it necessary to kick a pigeon on Spring Garden the other day, I hope you fix whatever is making you so miserable that you feel the need to kick pigeons, unprovoked. —I hope he pooped on you
This article appears in Feb 10-16, 2011.


Poor lil pidgey :(. This is why I like animals, even birds, more than humans.
Did this person, “boot” the pigeon, or shoo it out of the way with her foot?
The reason I ‘m asking, is that I met a young lady a few years ago, who is terrified of birds.
St. Mark’s Square, Venice, was not a pleasant experience for her. A street vendor handed her some pop-corn, the pigeorns did this.
http://prints.rockpark.com/Travel/Italy-20…
She freaked, and may have sent a pigeon or two into orbit.
http://cheezpictureisunrelated.files.wordp…
I wonder if this bitch was posted by Pigeon Lady Caroline MacPherson, who discovered the dead pigeons near the port of Halifax in Nov. 2010.
Unprovoked…? Exactly what would a pigeon have to do to justify the boot? Just wondering.
He was drinking, …and he had a gun.
http://images1.memegenerator.net/ImageMacr…
Rosie…
I would kick this pigeon.
http://www.faillol.com/wp-content/uploads/…
Who are you – Bruce Lee or a Rockette?
http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/bombs…
because I love Chuck Norris jokes – I can’t seem to resist them…
http://loredeposits.files.wordpress.com/20…
Hasn’t anyone seen “The Birds”? Fuck the pigeons are nothing but vermin with wings.
Rrrrrrawr. ♥Mouse Ears♥ to you too Ralmn.
Maybe she was an ornithophobe?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wgz2mLJRimk
she should have stomped on the little fucking shit hawk. goddamn things are just nasty desease carrying fucking vermin. kill every fucking one of them.
If only we lived in a Gary Larsen alternate universe:
http://www.advice-with-dr-julia.com/images…
Now did she spill some “Bud the Spud” or “Bill the Spud” on them. I’m sure at one point there was one pigeon that was so big it couldn’t get airborne.