To the attractive (or so I thought) woman sitting in her parked car on Queen Street on Wednesday Sept 30…have you no shame? You stuck half your finger up your nose, got a big booger out, looked at it and then wiped it on your seat. You’re gross.
—picker hater
This article appears in Sep 24-30, 2009.


Maybe she couldn’t breathe and had to remove the obstruction. lol. Was it the top of the seat…or under the seat?
If she’d a asked you, you’d a ate it.
Obviously under seat, god, don’t you know anything.
They dry and crust and flake off and than you just shake the floor mat out.
What is the rule of thumb for an attractive woman with no tissue? Let me see, does she go to the car and take a big booger out of her nose or walk around with a big booger bobbing around in her nose?
I have never seen a woman do this, but I have seen men hold one side of their nose and blow it out onto the sidewalk. Is this more attractive?
I think that’s what you’re supposed to do in the morning or in a washroom.
It’s not really considered a demanding show in public.
it’s right up there with plumbers crack and muffin tops.
I can’t say I have ever seen a muffin top (or heard of it before, either = )
Do muffin tops have camel toe bottoms? (My best guess = )
I have to admit that I too pick my nose. It’s just something that has to be done. Everyone needs to breathe, and sometimes just a tissue can’t get those deep, hard to reach places. Those boogers can be stubborn little fuckers, too.
everybody picks…everybody poops
I wouldn’t mention that to hfxgurl, qpmzwonxeibcruv.
I bet what actually happened was the OP thought he was some hot-shit gigalo and tried to hit on the lady while she sat in her car, which may have intimidated her. Then she perhaps responded by rolling up the window, ignoring the dude or maybe asking OP to leave her alone.
So, with his pride hurt, he went to his computer and wrote this bitch about her to make himself feel better. Maybe the OP is the guy who tried to hook up with the Gus’ Pub Gal at the Jenocide show and still believes his “my way or else” style of flirting makes him a certified mack.
Good One, Nice Goin’, she probably pick her nose just to get rid of him. I mean, he was staring into her car. What a clever tactic! I mean, even the strongest man has a problem picking up spit = p
Isn’t it her body and she can do whatever she wants with it?
Why not HKM? So what if I pick? If we pick, do we not bleed?
Well, I agree that it wouldn’t be good dinner conversation anyway.
Bro Tim, I agree, as I too am pro-choice. Everyone should have the right to pick.
‘You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you should never pick your friend’s nose.’
Nose Pickers Etiquette
Unless invited to do so.
Maybe she was looking for a gold nugget. Sounds like her pan came up empty.
Sorry, I do this sometimes.
I love it when hot women pick their nose, belch, fart, etc – it brings them down closer to my level.
If I had a nickel for every time I looked in my rear view mirror and saw someone pick their nose I’d be a millionaire. Also I think watching at someone through the window of their parked car is just like being a peeping tom.
Still fairly new to these forum. I am thinking, as I sit here picking my nose, that “OP” means “Original Poster”? If so… OP, you have every right to TURN AWAY AND NOT FUCKING LOOK!
I do believe that OP means original poster, but I still can’t for the life of me figure out what OB means.
*Quick Google search…*
Ahh! Apparently it’s a river in Russia.
original bitch..if this makes it to google i am outta here
Sorry, paingirl:
http://www.google.ca/search?q=picker+on+qu…
Well it all makes sense now. Honestly, I’ve been posting here for over a month now and could not figure that one out!
Was it a pick or a scratch? Was there actual nostril penetration or was it simply in the vicinity? Were you in any position to make the call?
heh heh… penetration…..
and HKM, ‘muffin top’ is when the lady wears way-too-tight jeans and the abdomen/love-handle area spills out over the edge and sometimes even below the jean line… kinda like a muffin top. I didn’t make it up, I hear women dissing other women all the time about it.
When I was a student at St. Michael’s College in Toronto in the early seventies I had an awesome job in building maintenance at Shell Oil’s HQ. We has some great jobs to do but the worst was cleaning office furniture. Imagine turning over an exec’s fancy, cushy reclining chair only to find there the hardened, deposited boogers. We performed that little cleanup with industrialized rubber gloves, wire paint brushes and masks. I kid you not. LMAO
Thanks, zZz. Now don’t I feel silly = p