Hey, wifey, ya rag at me when I leave my shit on the floor…..so here ya go….PICK YOUR SHIT UP FOR A CHANGE!! How ya like them apples huh? That’s what I thought! Told you didn’t I!

—Me, Myself & I

This article appears in Mar 12-18, 2009.

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  1. Wow, I’m surprised MMI, you sound like a fat drunken bald man. You both should just suck it up and clean up your own damn shit, before the dust bunnies take over.

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  2. No offense, MM&I, but you’re turning to LTWWB to vent frustration about your wife? Wouldn’t it be a lot easier if you were just upfront about how you feel? A succsessful relationship is usually all about communication. I’m not saying you should bitch and rag on her, just bring it up resonably, meet in the middle and see how that goes.

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  3. Sorry, *reasonably*

    Wouldn’t want ML to have to take time out of his important, busy schedule and abaondon a patient to correct my gramatical error…i’m sure they’re lined up out into the street for thier appointments with Dr. Successful. 😛

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  6. NICE ONE….REALLY NICE…..THANKS SO MUCH……
    I can’t believe that you of all people would or even could post something so menial. What’s your problem?
    Pick my shit up, your are having a fucking laugh are you not? After all these years of picking up after your arse and you have the gaul to BITCH about me leaving, what? A pair of jeans….Boots and a jacket on the floor…..WHATEVER!!!
    Maybe if you got a decent job we could buy something a little more affordable other than this fucking trailer you call home, its a far cry from home as far as i’m concerned, you can’t swing a cat in here its so small. Oh, maybe that’s why I left my clothes on the floor. Its called lack of space in this shit hole.
    Oh yeah, while your on a BITCH path maybe you can fix that fucking air conditioning unit because it’s been stuck on and our heating bill is through the roof. Which brings me to another problem! MONEY, yeah you know the stuff, that stuff you like spending, actually its called credit cards. If you fixed the air conditioning our bills would not be so high because you are the one who jacks the heat up when your arse gets cold. I tell you what, I have A better solution for you. You know that fat slag in the next trailer you keep drooling over, well, fuck off over there, i’m sure she will keep you warm.

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  7. I think what’s even sadder is that said’s wife is complaining to him back on the LTWWB board. Really? Couldn’t you just walk over to the next room and scream at him? Or are you both deaf and mute?

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  8. Maybe it’s better they vent here.. sounds like they’ll kill each other if they meet face to face.

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