This article appears in Dec 11-17, 2008.
Pick that shit up, Part II
I stopped you on the sidewalk and asked if you were going to pick up the dog poo you left behind. “I don’t have a bag” you said, in a simpering manner. Don’t you get it? I don’t care whose dog it is, I don’t care that you don’t have a bag. Use your hands
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Fuck I hate that. My neighbor lets his dog roam free and it always comes and shits in my yard. When I go outside to shoo it away the fucker growls at me. Well, now you’ve inspired me. The next time that that little golden lab cocksucker comes in my yard first off I’m gonna boot it right in the asshole and if it is able to still shit after that I will pick the shit up myself and write a big dogshit note on his picture window on his house in big shitty swirls. Fuck em both!
Oh…I don’t really like the non poo picking up dog owners…they make the rest of us look bad. And really, it’s just gross.That said, I know my dog and I know his routines- I bring three bags when we go for longer walks. Two because I know we’ll need ’em and on extra just incase. Sometimes I’ve actually used all three and tossed them because I figured he was done, only to be surprised with another little present. Sometimes you really do get stuck without bags, but if the person was confrontational about it rather that apologetic…they obviously suck.A.L.- It’s not the dog’s fault your neighbor sucks. Just pick up the poo and put it on his doorstep or something.
Yes, this is dogshit. I mean, “I don’t have a bag.” Come on!! did you leave the house thinking your dog was not going to shit this time?
Yes, this is dogshit. I mean, “I don’t have a bag.” Come on!! did you leave the house thinking your dog was not going to shit this time?
AmBeR LiGhT It’s the owner who needs a kick, not the dog. Just pour some bacon fat on that dogshit in your yard and see if the dog won’t come and clean it up himself… lol
Even though Amber Light’s complaint about the dog shitting in her yard is legitimate, she sound like a complete asshole- which is probably why the dog growls at her every time he sees her- dogs usually have good intuition about people! If she ever does decide to kick him in the asshole, I hope he turns around and takes a chunk out her ass as she runs for her life!