This article appears in Dec 6-12, 2007.
Phoning it in
Dear bleached-blonde woman at Neptune’s Pay-What-You-Can night: Hey, did you enjoy the play? Remember before the show when the theatre director came on stage to ask people to please turn off their cell phones? Maybe you don’t remember, Ms. Stirrup
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Wow, she’s a beeache.I hate cell phones anyway.People should realize it wasn’t very long ago that no one had them at all and we all dealt quite well. Just because they are around now doesn’t mean they get to be used everywhere.Take a minute and relax. You’re not a 14 year old girl and the phone can wait 5 minutes.
Just wait until all these cell phone users get friggin’ brain cancer. That’ll show ’em.
Why didn’t Neptune throw her ass out?
If she was so worried about her dad maybe she should have been with him. She obviously has no manners and shouldn’t be allowed in public. I cant believe stir up pants are back, that is so hilarious.
Cellphone jockies are a scourge. I agree with “Is my spelling ok” (it is). I think there should be a total ban on cellphone use indoors anywhere in public and in vehicles for the operator. They’re bloody annoying at best. I make an effort to bump into or cut off anyone using a cellphone in the grocery store or other public venue. In restaurants, I approach management and ask them to either move the person out of my earshot or ask them to hang up and turn the damn thing OFF. So you can’t be reached for a half hour while you’re eating? Poor you! I want to enjoy a peaceful meal, not listen to someone yapping about nonsense through the meal. In theatres or performances … I’d bitch smack them upside the head, grab the damn phone and toss it.
wow, i am truly shocked at that behavior. i wish neptune had thrown her out.
Excellent, well-articulated Bitch! More from this Bitcher, please!
I think you should write a formal letter of complaint to Neptune. Tickets aren’t cheap – you paid for a play, not an eavesdropping session on a cellphone conversation. Write a letter, express your disappointment. They should have removed her as soon as she answered the phone.
She was very lucky I wasn’t there that night! That would’ve been quite interesting…I’m glad I wasn’t though, maybe I’d be kicked out myself for murder.And MAN I hope ‘Hates Ignorant…’ is kidding this day & age!
While I agree that that woman should have left the theatre to talk on her cell, I don’t agree with Banjon. What is the difference between someone talking on their cell in public, like in a grocery store, or talking to a person next to them?? They’re still having a conversation, they’re still talking out loud…and they are probably still annoying you because you’re easily annoyed. Get your own conversation and tune them out!
Big friggen Deal is a big friggen idiot. They were at a play. You might not be educated or cultured enough to know this but a play is like a movie with live actors. You sit and watch and are quiet. Just like you should be.
Big friggen Deal is a big friggen idiot. They were at a play. You might not be educated or cultured enough to know this but a play is like a movie with live actors. You sit and watch and are quiet. Just like you should be.
I wonder if this is the same bleach blond that insists on sticking her big feet out over the balcony. Month after month I’m shocked at her arrogance. Noone wants to watch your big stockinged feet for the entire play lady!
Hey Snap Snay, can you read?? I said I agreed that she should have left the theatre but I don’t agree with complaining about cell phone conversations in a GROCERY store.Who’s the friggin’ idiot now?!
you still a big friggin idiot because no one loves you. Boo hoo. So sad. Die alone. Go home to your desperate Housewives reruns. The names snap snap not snap snay. Cant you read?
I do not love the way you two bitch.