To the wonderful person who stole my green iPod with the painted case and Sony headphones from the Management building on March 2: OK, fine. Yes, putting my iPod down for five minutes was a dumb idea. I was in a hurry, I had class. But COME ON! There’s a desk right in front of the door! There were even staff at the desk! Would it have killed you to, oh, I don’t know—GIVE IT TO THEM?

Seriously, that iPod is four or five years old, glitchy and you’d get nothing for it. I’m a first-year, I’m chronically broke, and I WANT MY MUSIC BACK!

SUB does, in fact, accept lost and found objects at that BIG, HARD TO MISS desk just inside—so give it back! —Give it Back!

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  1. wow, do people think there’s an ipod fairy that just visits them and hands ipods out when they’re so negligent in the first place?

    ipods are DESIRABLE. People SWARM for them. People STEAL them.
    EVEN YOU WANT THEM…

    keep track of your shit.
    THIS is why you cannot have nice things….

  2. yeah, hold onto that shit man. that’s why it’s good to have a bra… you can store things in there and they don’t get lost or stolen 🙂

  3. more fucking iclod theft, there must be a crime wave starting in hrm., good thing you weren’t wearing it, hey?

  4. I’m just wondering, OP, where were you going that you decided leaving your ipod somewhere out of your sight was a good idea? Even when I’m studying and I go to the can I take my ipod — it’s not like it’s a huge clunky thing you have to lug around. And if you’re female, it’ll even fit in your bra between the strap and the top of the cup and stay there nicely (screw arm bands!). So it’s not like you HAD to leave it around.

    In any event, shuffles are pretty cheap these days (the ones with the smaller storage space) and you can get other mp3 players ridiculously cheap (under 30 bucks in some cases). The cheaper non-ipods might suck sound-wise, but at least you wouldn’t have to worry about anyone stealing it 😛

  5. anything that will fit zZz. 🙂 ipod, cellphone, lighter, cash, id. it all works. safe and sound!

  6. sounds like you have a “bat bra” there…. everything you need to kick some criminal ass and look good doing it.

  7. I can’t store things in my bra… I end up forgetting it’s there until I take my bra off and it falls on the floor

  8. and I never see the need to carry lipstick in my underwear flap.
    quite thankfully… I don’t imagine it would go over well at the gym…

    now… perhaps I should use it to keep my shark repellent bat spray

    just in case

  9. I am always up to have a little lipstick on my underwear flap……. 😛 (sorry… it was set up perfectly)

  10. Lipstick in an underwear pocket? Seeing as Venus Envy sells vibrators shaped like lipstick it makes me wonder if it’s REALLY a cosmetic stored away LOL

  11. hahah.. snap!
    MS that usually happens to me when i go out and get too drunk. still never lose anything that way though. 🙂

  12. Who wants to take bets on whether OP’s music wasn’t even paid for?

    You’re in a building with other poorass students. One of whom now has a ready to go iPod. Don’t put your shit down next time, put it in your bag, loop arm/foot through bag.

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