I was standing across from Alderney Gate Landing on Sunday at a bus stop and this guy was standing across from me pulling his wiener. it was disgusting to say the least. he came over to me and asked me if i was a hooker. i got offended to say the least. NOW I WANT TO KNOW WHERE THE COPS WERE AT THAT MOMENT IN TIME. Just say that the pervert really annoyed me. PLEASE GUY KEEP IT IN YOUR FUCKING PANTS. And the worse part of this whole experience is that he offered me 50.00 to blow him and to fuck him behind the building and YET HE DIDN’T HAVE 2.25 FOR THE FUCKING BUS. so please dude KEEP IT IN YOUR FUCKING PANTS YOU FUCKING PERVERT. It gave me nightmares —OFFENDED MISTAKEN HOOKER
This article appears in Sep 12-18, 2013.


Glad he took no for an answer! Next time.. oh god, what am I saying? I hope there’s never a next time.But if something ever happens again try and call the cops if you’re able so this creep or any other creep can get in the system. I know it can be hard when something that shocking/disturbing happens to snap yourself out of it and remember any of the ‘rules’ we are taught to follow in that situation though.
Where were the cops? Probably conducting patrols, writing reports, conducting investigations, answering calls, or a myriad of other things. Did you call the police?
Police aren’t psychic. Also, there’s a security desk right inside Alderney.
After a few too many white wine coolers at the Corner of Celticness, the OP probably thinks her tinfoil hat also functions as a transmitter, Tim.
OP, are you sure he didn’t mistake you for T.J. Hooker?
One swift kick in the groin and his attitude towards you would have changed in a heartbeat, plus his weenie would go and hide in pain…any man who has no respect for a lady deserves just that.
You could have blown him for 47.75 and left him with enough for the bus – win-win!
TROLL! ( to say the least)
Hey, I was walking down Agricola St one night and was offered a blow job for only a few smokes. 50 bucks is the big time, baby!!! Think of the big rock you can buy with that money. It’ll keep you high, for like, hours.
Bogus post, written by the same dingus as the post about welfare – looks like someone’s trying to entertain him/herself by punching the cap key with his/her elbow.
If you see a guy yanking his hot diggity dog, it’d be better to yell: ‘IT DOESN’T COME OFF, ARSEHOLE!’ and laugh like a fiend.
Now my elbow hurts.
So how much botox does $50 buy these days?
Where were the cops? Well.. not following you around like personal bodyguards, that’s for sure.
Op, stop being a fucking victim and do what i did when i got flashed. “Meh.. I’ve seen bigger” and walk away with some dignity instead of wondering why the city didn’t rush to your aid the instant you wanted them to. Probably nobody even noticed..
TROLL (To say the least)
The Swedes are a tad more liberal when it comes to jerkin yer gherkin
http://gawker.com/public-masturbation-decl…
Stop dressing like a hooker. Simple.
Why didn’t you take a picture with your phone of the diddler diddling and send it to the police?