Who needs ’em. And no, I’m not talking about the aforementioned one back there. <—
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I know I could live without them.
Off topic but similar subject,
Who the hell put testicles on the outside? Stupid idea, surely with as complicated as the human body is there should be a way to keep them cool enough to be on the inside…
yeah stupid hey,but can you just imagine if your dick or pussy was on your forehead.just picture that one.guy walking down street,eyes a nice honey,boingggg,or how about a red eye.
nothing like a good skull fuck
LOGiC, I think it’s interesting men wear their genitals as far away from their heart as possible unlike a female, tucked up right close. hmmmm
EliteAcidBurn1976, sigh, never mind.
I will be glad when mine is gone for good, mum stopped when she was 38.
IAMSOFUCKINGHAPPYTHATSHITISOVER!!!!!!!! There are true advantages to being an old broad. And my tits now make great headrests!
Kay, a boy’s genitals are NOT in his toes.
TTFN, I thought your bobbies made great ankle warmers.
Come on Kay, it’s not rocket science our heart are placed equal distance from our thinking organs.
Miles, I have very talented pups – they can roll up for headrests, make great ankle warmers, terrific butt cushions at any sporting event and if I get bored, I can play one great game of hackysack!
I rethought the word ‘pups’ – mine are more like ‘bloodhounds’ – to give you a more vivid picture, think melons on the end of nylon stockings.
Shit, Miles, you got me thinking – maybe I can break open a sixpack with these hounds.
Why, TTFN! Talking about your tits?? How very uncouth!
TTFN you and your titties are a riot! I remember a while back you were slinging them over the steering wheel to free up your driving hands for assaulting raccoons or something. ah, good times.
If not for periods, there’d be no way to earn the coveted “Red Wings” patch/moniker!
Yeah, that’s disgusting. I know. But I earned my “red wings,” and you all must do so, too. When you’re young, horny, and just don’t care as long as you are getting some, doing so provides a great tale for your buddies.
I wish I had 3, then I could be a juggling buster..er..busker on the waterfront.
If you had three you wouldn’t have to juggle them to make a buck.
If periods stopped, how would outlaw bikers get their red patch?
Eww….as a guy, we all think periods are disgusting. That’s the quickest sex killer.
Really ex-pat? Because the biggest sex-killer for me is some little weenie who can’t take a little blood. You ever been up close and personal with a not recently enough washed penis? THAT’S disgusting.
EWWWWWWWWWW i hate them
i need an ovary scoop
Just roll up a sheep and plug up the leak. Problem solved. If you don’t like Aunt Flo, I am sure there are surgeries / medications that can send her packing. Just dont expect her to be any use when you want her to drop the kids off if you knwo what I mean.
This reminds me of one of my favourite jokes:
What’s the worst feeling in the world?
Waking up with a lump in your throat and finding a string attached.
Sorry, just couldn’t help myself – hehhehheh.
I’ve never accidentally swallowed a used tampon before.
You might have if you were muffin-munching.
*shudder*
Thanks TTFN.. I’m searching for a new pic now 😛
dino jr.,you mean you eat them on purpose,and here i thought i was a sick fuck,with that penis/pussy on head thing,love ya baby.you know how to turns some chicks on i bet.ttfn,you are on one fuck of a roll with that joke,go for it all.
LS, you’re making me hungry! Sometimes I dip them in melted chocolate and sprinkle on some jimmies, but mostly I just swish ’em around in dissolving feces and share them with my dog. Much tastier.
Two words, Depo Provera. Best decision ever.
http://jezebel.com/388226/ten-days-in-the-…
Enjoy your osteoporosis, PAS.
Not if I take enough supplements.
Delightful link, Mole Rat, lol.
Yeah it’s pretty special.
try getting in touch with moon cycle….see how fast your period becomes a dot on one day…i used to bleed 5-7 days before i made the connection…they got rid of that calendar and made a new one which eliminated one month….all those little days after 28 days on each month in our gregorian calendar add up to another 28 days…why???did we do this? 13 months? 13 moons…less women sick with PMS… i call it period missing syndrome…get in touch sister…i dont even use tampons or anything …get away with a square of tissue that one day there is a dot of blood and i recently had a child… zero periods for many moons…ahhh
That doesn’t sound crazy at all.
I think that’s one of those things that works for a while, then turns you into Godzilla without warning as soon as you hop off.
Depo has a tendency to cause HUGE problems down the line-ie permanent infertility, massive weight gain (as in 60+ lbs), infection at implantation site, broken capsules leading to a sudden huge release of hormones, etc. And I know this can be said of most medical advances we rely on today, but if you look at the history of the drug’s development, even in the last 20 years, there was a lot of racism based testing and distribution-basically it was developed/initially used for race-based eugenics. Scary stuff is all.
Depo is injected, mosley. There is no “implantation” but we catch your drift.
Birth control and estrogen in the water is changing the planet and not in a good way (see The Disappearing Male, docZone)
You’d be surprised how “even tempered” one gets when not taking birth control.
Vida, how does one “try getting in touch with moon cycle”? First tell us how one avoids it. Thanks.
Kay, I know some chicks who are very much NOT even tempered without BCP’s. Who gals and your hormones are very much unpredictable.
I think Mosley thought Depo was the IUB (is that right??) the thing that goes under your skin and stays there for 5 years. I’ve tried the pill, depo and the patch and got sick from all of them. Looks like I’m stuck with aunt flo for another 30 or so yrs!