To the bitch on the bus on Friday that turned around and shook her head when I opened up a jar of hand cream: fuck off! I know you were shaking your head because it’s a “scented product”….ONLY IT WASN’T. It was unscented. You only knew I was putting anything on because you heard the jar open. You’re probably one of those assholes who don’t seem to have a problem with “scented” products unless you see it. Or maybe your nose was too close to your asshole to notice the unscented-ness of the product.
If the jar hadn’t cost me 40 bucks I would’ve thrown a gob of it at your greaseball hair.
This article appears in Nov 13-19, 2008.
$40 for fucking hand cream? Do you have ‘IDIOT CONSUMER WHO BELIEVES THE HYPE’ tattooed on your forehead?
Yep, sucker! Lubriderm, Aveeno, and Vaseline Intensive Care, along with a few others, are excellent. The salesperson who sold you the crap for $40 knew a sucker for sure. Fools soon part with their money, lol
Don’t tell her about the cheap stuff, she’ll be using that shit like a taser next time she’s on the bus.
Throwing random gobs of white, creamy paste may not be the best idea in any place. It could be confused with other “fluids”.
I posted the bitch, and just to clarify — the cream is prescription stuff, which is why it costs that much. I don’t have a drug plan so I have to pay for all of it myself. So fuck off with the “idiot consumer who believes the hype”, TTFN 😀
I had to get some prescription stuff onetime as well. Shits real, don’t be a hater. You should see what they do to people with psoriasis you want some scents, bitches.
HA! TTFN was WRONG! Response?