Just wanna let you know that cheating on you was the worst mistake I ever made, and I will always love you and care for you. You did the right thing to dump me afterwords. I will forever miss waking up to the crazed turkeys, and your loving smile. —Regrettable Man

This article appears in Oct 6-12, 2011.

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  1. ‘live and learn’…
    instead of ‘live and do the same stupid shit over and over and over and over …’

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