OKAY
Okay
Seriously
You are a full grown man: cover your mouth when you cough.
Also: cover your face when you sneeze.
It’s disgusting!
It’s not like you did it one time and it surprised you…
It’s every single time, it’s like you are trying to spread your germs to everyone else so they are further from you, but its not working. this happens every winter.
Just stop it. It’s fucking gross.
—no wonder no one says “bless you”

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  1. If it’s outside and you aren’t in their direct vicinity then I think you’re ok… you aren’t contracting malaria or anything…

    were it in close quarters indoors (no wind to diffuse) then yeah… buddy’s an inconsiderate cock and should really have 6 simultaneous shots of h1n1 injected in his eyelids.

  2. Once in Elementary school a teacher I hated was squated by my desk talking to me. I felt a sneeze coming on, I saw an opportunity. I looked right at her, and sneezed. Beautiful!

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