I would like to thank the douchebag who waltzed into my place of work on the waterfront and stole my tote bag from under my desk. Do you really think I would leave anything of value in an open bag for you!?! Stupid… So enjoy my grey flannel tote bag, my book, and my snacks you pathetic loser. How embarrassing for you…
–Wants her bag back!
This article appears in Jan 14-20, 2010.
Is there some person HORDING all these stolen objects?
surely there aren’t THAT many people out there stealing like no tomorrow.
guitars and music gear, jackets, and now tote bags!
when will the madness end?!?!
this is why we can’t have nice things.
Good for you for not leaving anything valuable in it!
HINT,CHECK OUT THE CLEANING STAFF,IF YOU WORK WHERE I THINK YOU DO.hint,hint,if it two buildings that look the same?