To the girl who sells the pasties at the market on Saturday morning: your voice is as sweet as honey and your beauty and infectious laugh catches my eye every weekend. Thanks for lighting up my day. —Cheese and Onion Pasty Guy

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  1. And here I thought it was about the other, more fun kind of pasties. Curse you OP for getting my hopes up! 😛

  2. victim #2.
    damn it.

    just think of it as an oriental buffet with the women lying on the table…..
    mmmmm nurple cheese……

  3. unless of course the black market has started selling weed pasties with a ‘shroom glazing…

  4. From some of the things I”ve seen walking down spring garden, this is FAR from NSFW.

    At least her tit is covered!

  5. now look what you’ve done, you fucker! (zed, not you, PG).

    Making sweet ms bread lady apologize! She probably feels bad now!

    You should be ashamed of yourself you bastard!

  6. it’s otay kitty, i forget that zedman doesn’t enjoy the same interweb freedom that i take for granted, at the shoppe

  7. It’s ok zed, I’m on the bus to hell too, and I deserved the insensitivity after my apple doll cracks yesterday. Though, I’m still not really sorry about that. *shrug* In any event, my mom said she’s likely driving the bus, so it’s all good too. She makes really good pie and chili. You’ll like her.

    Hell’s gonna be one hell *snort* of a party! I hope they have vodka.

    And hay, PG I’m working from a university this week and they don’t block nuthin’. Most hits off university campuses is pr0n! :O Plus this university doesn’t restrict their WiFi, either, so any ol’ joe off the street can come here and log on.

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