So my husband’s from England and immigrated. His passport expired about a year after he got here. Now we’re planing to go back and see family in about half a year, so we’re renewing. Mine? Downtown Halifax and a few weeks. His?

The UK will not renew passports for citizens living outside the country. Ottawa has some type of agreement, and the Canadian consulate will not renew it, even though he’s a permanent resident. He has to pay 300 USD and send it to fucking WASHINGTON D.C., which isn’t even in a Commonwealth country, to get it processed by the Americans.

—I need a beer, GDI.

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  1. Sucks ,don’t it !
    In Halifax, when a cruise ship is in the port of Halifax , The Ports have to do security by US Coast Guard rules. IF they do not go by the rules of the United States…the ship will not be allowed to leave Canada & go to the USA. Even if it is a US registered ship…no security provided according to USA homeland security standards, & the cruise boats will no longer come 😉
    and you all thought you lived in a free independant country !

  2. If he immigrated, why didn’t he renew his passport then. Anyways, he can get the appropriate forms from the UK, fill it out and return it. Six months should be more than plenty of time.

  3. Permanent resident is not a citizen either. The ‘Commonwealth’ has nothing to do with it.

    Its not Canada’s priority to take care of English folks.

  4. What a crock of shit, OP.

    That makes absolutely no sense that he’d have to go through the states to get his passport renewed….I’m pretty sure the US disassociated themselves with the English back in 1776 pretty hardcore….no reason that couldn’t be processed in a commonwealth country.

  5. It’s all true; a client of mine had to go through that entire process, however, it’s processed through Ottawa and the passports come through the US…

  6. It sucks, but he shouldn’t have let it expire while here in Canada!…they don’t like that, and be careful going over there and returning, they may red flag him and hassle him…although with a PR he’ll get back in eventually, don’t worry…

    good luck.

  7. I smell bull.

    My brother renewed his passport while a resident of Canada and it took 3 weeks.

    I’m a citizen now, and have no problems renewing my passport anyway.

  8. I’ve also renewed mine and it didn’t take long. Maybe you can be like that quiff detained in Kenya and sue us for $2.5 M but NOT for the money, fucking right…

  9. Basil, “that quiff(??????????) detained in Kenya” was detained for four bloody YEARS while her children grew up here without her and while the Canadian Consulate fucked around spending their salaried pay cheques. What is 4 years seeing your children grow worth to you, huh? What is four years detention in shitty old Kenya worth to you, huh? STFU, Basil.

  10. Actually Kay, she was detained for almost three months. Not that that justifies the situation, but it’s a lot different than four years.

  11. I could have swore the CBC’s initial report said 4 years… I was flabbergasted. Now I see it ain’t so. Thanks jen..

  12. Don’t get me wrong – it’s still atrocious either way. To detain someone for months because their lips look different than the photo??? Inexcusable.

  13. so she sues for $2.5 million for 3 months – lottery winners don’t have it so good, and we taxpayers pick up the tab…

  14. Abousfian Abderazik was detained longer and received no compensation or even a “kiss-my-ass” from the government when he was finally allowed to return home.

  15. Basil, the woman you are speaking of is a taxpayer too-She is a citizen of CANADA. How about you go visit your ailing mother, have the Canadian government (you know, the government of a country that both you and she are LEGAL CITIZENS OF) sell you out to the corrupt government that is illegally detaining you because you refused to give them the bribe they want, get pneumonia, then we can talk about how ‘good’ you have it.
    You’re a disgrace to John Cleese, you misanthropic ass.

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