to the spaced out wes anderson extras who cutely zigzagged around my car while i patiently waited for their march of the hipster penguins fashion show to end at the crosswalk- (“secret high five handshake Zephyr! we’ve once again slyly subverted the man and taught him a thing or two about pedestrian rights, all in off-beige bohemian canvas sneakers and our accessory dog!”). If you can avert your clear blue eyes from your privileged future for a brief moment and look where you are going, you’ll make it back to daddy’s Iloft quicker, and I can get to work on time. not that you aren’t adorable. thanks. —exhausted
This article appears in Jan 9-15, 2014.
Best written Bitch of 2014. SCREEE!
definitely, a classic in the making. *wes anderson extras* ftw
DADDY’S LLOFT
“If you can avert your clear blue eyes from your privileged future for a brief moment and look where you are going, you’ll make it back to daddy’s lloft quicker…” exhausted
Would daddy’s “lloft” be above or below his loft?
New Avatar alert!
A pleasure as always.
Cheerio!
lovely bitch.
op, next time the parade passes hunch over your steering wheel, drool a bit, make GOOD eye contact and commence to vigorous whacking off motions.
my old boss used to do that at his desk each time i passed his door, sure got me to disappear faster.