My street has has construction for THREE months now, and we have been out of a driveway. The notice we got saying there will be construction came one week after it started (yea like i didn’t notie your tractors digging up my road dumb fucks) anywaayyy, this was supposed to be only for 3 weeks. So in the mean time I have to park on the road, and now I’m up to 4 parking tickets because i swear those assholes sit at cars and wait for the second you’ve been parking a minute longer than the sign says. When we call you say its the car owners responsibility to find a safe place for the car. Fair enough, but give me a break, I already walk 20 mins to my “safe place” and you guys still find me!!! I’d store my car but I need a job to pay off all these fucking tickets from you guys. On top of it, I have over a dozen construction workers harassing me on every walk to my car. So tell me park patrol am I supposed to walk like an hour or something to get home from my car every night? Its my responsibility right? Its also my responsibility to make sure I’m safe and not walking on feaky streets in the middle of the night! So to you park patrol I say a huge FUCK YOU and if I get mugged or raped or something worse on the way home from my “even safer place” one night, you better believe I’ll be haunting you.
This article appears in Sep 25 – Oct 1, 2008.
I’ll tell you something about the ‘meter MAIDS’ in the southend…THEY FUCKING SUCK!!! They do sit and wait, they must!!! I’ve had numerous issues with them before. I got a ticket one day for parking in a no parking zone because the BUMPER…that’s right the BUMPER was past the pole…which was still 4 or more feet from the next driveway….The parking bitches are just that, it takes a certain type of PRICK to be a ticket jockey. And man does this city know where to find em!!! Ticket bitches!!
The ticket people are fast in the South end. I’ve often wonder if some of the residents there have not been recruited and simply look out the window to see the violators…