To all of the goddamn useless piece of shit people that become parking enforces – go fuck yourself and get a real job that has a real purpose. You are pathetic. And yes, I am just mad because I got a ticket (in front of my own fucking house where I should be able to park any time that I want to). But on top that, I hate seeing you walking around, especially in teams of 2, looking important and putting those evil pieces of paper on people’s windshields. How do you pick a job (I wouldn’t disgrace the word “profession” by tying it with what you do), where absolutely everybody despises you, has no respect for you and curses you every day. Fuck off, get a real job and stop being a pain in the ass to everybody that tries to find a parking spot in this poorly planned city. You are not important, you don’t play an integral role in this city’s day-to-day functions and you look fucking morons.
This article appears in Mar 13-19, 2008.
I hate those stupid idiots. I got a ticket for parking at my school and it just ticks me off. I hate that stupid piece of garbage school and its stupid cozy reviews by stupid people who don’t even go there. But yes parking enforcers are just fat and cruise around in there trucks with their tim hortons thinking they make a difference
Just as bad are those stupid asshats who get tickets and then think that if they put their ticket on your car, that you will be stupid enough to pay it for them. I had that happen to me once. Almost thought I had got a ticket untill I looked on the ticket and noticed that the make of the car and license plate number didn’t match! Tore that ticket up!Remember to always look at your ticket before paying! It might not be for you!
What pisses me off are all the fucking one and two hour parking zones, even on streets that aren’t necessarily near anything of note. It’s just a fucking money grab to pay those uniformed arsepicks and their rotten attitudes.
I don’t know how they do it. It must be a vicious cycle of everyone thinking they suck, they internalize it and then become huge assholes. Watching them prowl until to no parking hour hits is insane- they’re such fucking vultures! What really gets me is that they have no qualms blocking traffic, parking diagonally, backwards, in front of fire hydrants, in handicapped, pregnant spots to write their tickets. Maybe if they started ticketing themselves for the shit they pull, they’d meet their daily quota!
You know what would have been kind of funny if the ßitcher signed off with their license plate number :)I think there should be more parking enforcement. Know what pisses me off more than receiving a parking ticket. Having to chance lanes because people are parked over the white line, in the driving portion of the road. Where are parking enforcement then. I’ll tell you where, roaming around residential areas antagonizing people that are parked in front of their house. Talk about not doing your job. The police too, for that matter. Both are out ‘shooting the cripples’, taking the easy ones. (that is an awful expression) Quinpool Rd is a prime example, and there are many other streets the same way, cars parked on the fucking road. Parking enforcement and Police, get off your lazy, uneducated asses and do some fucking work for a fucking change.
Awesome, a new group of people to hate on on LTWWB.