I need to know why you must park in front of my house. You have a perfectly lovely home next door with TONS of your own yard to park in front of, not to mention a driveway that can more than accommodate your car. Over the last year this has really eaten away at me. I asked you not to park in front of my house for a few weeks as I was going to have guests coming and going. You observed my request for a week—then back to parking in front of my house. I just need to know WHY?! —Park Your Shit Elsewhere
This article appears in May 31 – Jun 6, 2012.


Spike belt.
Rent huge suv/ motorhome/ and park in front of neighbors place
Print out this LTWWB and put it in their mailbox ……. Us? we couldn’t give a fuck.
that’s odd…i have a dead car in my driveway, you could have it and just leave it in front of their house. it will disintegrate from the rust in no time
so where do you have your car parked then?
this sounds bizarre… but if you’re not parking there (presumably because you have no vehicle), why do you care who does?
people park in front of other people’s houses every day…
you practically HAVE to in much of north end.
Ask your guests to park in his driveway from now on.
Because they’re a jerk and you’re a pushover.
OP the street infront of your house is guess what? owned by the city, you have no control over who parks there and for whatever reason. I park infront of my house as we are a 3 car family, I am always first home and first to leave in the morning (playing musical cars is just a hassle) so when my neighbors have people over and they happen to park infront of my house, I park either A) Infront of my other neighbours house or B) Suck it up and play musical cars in the morning!
you have three cars? large family?
I would ask them.
Damn it secretagent. You beat me to it.
You had guests coming and going for a few weeks! You work out of your house? Nudge, nudge, wink, wink. Say no more.
hint, buy rubber gloves. buy 2 inch roofing nails. place one in front and back of each tire. repeat as nessesary.
brain need sleep, can’t work right tonight. wrong spelling.
painy, what kind of car is it, and do you know what is wrong. rosie is still looking for one.
rust cubed and the clutch, it’s not worth fixing