I never take one of your papers, but you’re still super friendly; it’s a great part of my day to see you smiling and greeting people first thing in the morning. Maybe someday you’ll be handing out the Coast and I’ll have an excuse to stop and chat! —Reads the News Online

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  1. Hey OP just grow a set of balls and take the paper she offers you and talk to her! There problem solved and no need to write a love about it!

  2. OP She continues to offer you the paper knowing you don’t want it.Take her while she’s still offering herself to you.You just might live happily ever after.

    …I know what it’s like to want… 🙁 🙁

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