To the girl I trusted as the love of my life and family. Who cheated on me for a year and eventually left with my dignity, sense of self worth and car. It feels so good to have you out of my system. Thanks for the amazing dog, months of harassment from your new lover and the memories. Enjoy your new life, Karma isn’t a chick you can wifey, and that bitch will be coming down on you ten fold. I hope when you are all grown up you can learn to love yourself, and a little bit about honesty. Maybe you’ll get a second chance a finding a decent old-fashioned girl who’d break their neck to make you happy. —Penny Ave Doesn’t Miss You
This article appears in Nov 22-28, 2012.
what self respecting lesbian leaves her dog behind? maybe she is closet straight.
A car for a dog… damn.
I’m betting one of the lezbanims taught him this trick…
http://vir4l.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/0…
car for a dog is a great trade for the lucky lady that got the dog.
i don’t think karma goes down on anyone though.
“decent old-fashioned girl who’d break their neck to make you happy.”
Why do they have to break their neck to make you happy? How about a “decent old-fashioned girl that won’t cheat on me for a year and then steal my car”..? Seems a bit more attainable.
i am lucky in that respect o.p., never had an emotional flip like that.
I don’t see how them being Lebanese has anything to do with it.
well known fact, avast. those lebanese love dogs and wear plaid shirts. that’s why i figure the absent one is not truly lebanese.
love, blanche
Crackers! I musta missed the plaid shirt memo. Us non-conformists are always missing out on something. Or not.
Those plaid shirts must really keep you shwarma on those cold winter days.
lol, I’m sorry. I completely falafel. I’ll stop now.
I relish the fact that I’ve mustard the strength to ketchup to you in puns..
how rye you two are. but i am having naan of it
What kind of an idiot doesn’t realize they’re being cheated on for an entire year. What a maroon!!!
oh ..lesbonians…i get it..not really
There are lots of people out there who would believe anything or, those who CHOOSE to believe anything because the truth is too hurtful.Just because someone survives by doing emotional damage control doesn’t make them a moron or delusional.
Steve if your going to call groups of people “Moroon” spell “Moron” correctly.
Lol Sorry Steve I had to, you left yourself wide open.
but if they’re from Lisbon, doesn’t that make them Portuguese? I’m confused.
I think Mr. harper means Maroon as in Eskimo Pie Head. You should brush up on your Bugs Bunny Boru.
^^ no! no! port! you geese, port!
bugs is for old folks TF. i can hear old bugs now ‘shaddup ya maroon!’
Steve sorry,I’m the moron.I swear I do have a sense of humour.Although it’s been a very long time since I laughed at anything.
boru, is that right, welll my dear girl, you have never seen a one eyed elephant then.
“Karma isn’t a chick you can wifey,” Is “wifey” a verb now? *confused*
Months of harassment from new lover?
???
That didn’t come with any specifics? That’s easily a whole other bitch. I’m disappointed.
You’re not a moron Boru, you just weren’t born in the fifties. The fact that I can eloquently quote Bugs Bunny is more my issue than your’s. :S
“Train leaving on track five for Anaheim, Azusa and Cu…………….camonga!”
I wasn’t born in the fifties and I think I can quote Bugs and the Looney Tune gang fairly well. I attribute it to watching wayyyy too much tv growing up.
Daffy Duck is peerless to this day.
no one can do ‘affronted’ like daffy. i root for the coyote to finally nail that insufferable little roadrunner. i used to work for a company called acme, and had a large stuffed wile.e.coyote in my office.
earthquake pills. oh gawd. my favourite
Troodon Thank you.I don’t truly believe I’m a moron,that’s my way of eating crow.
Yes I should brush up on my Bugs Bunny…I haven’t watched it since my child was a child.
The one where the wig truck turns a tight corner and spills various haberdashery, transforming Bugs and Fudd into the different archetypes is brilliant.
…lol..I do remember that one.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ZYRBBoA4PI…
couldn’t find the hat one.
one of my favs…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPNVm0KTsHQ
this is my favourite http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wGhQ2BDt4VE
i say, i say, i still like leghorn foghorn, you be too small boy, the good ones go right over your head.
Blow – Yeh, but like my ex, he never shut up 😉
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=playe…
Wilde coyote sets up the catapult and the rock he puts in it ways too much and the entire apparatus flips around the rock crushing Wilde where he stands behind the rock with the pull string in his hand.
I cried when I saw that.