Stop telling everyone about his gorgeous eyes or they way he talks or that he is the best doctor ever. Stop talking about his personal life and his relationships with his co-workers and how he gets along with almost everyone and if someone doesn’t like him that they are just delusional. I don’t think I can take one more mention of his physique or sensitivity and cannot stand to see photos of him on your desk when I have to stop by. You are INSANE! First of all you have never met him and second of all he is a fictional doctor on a tv show! You are 35 years-old for crying out loud and you sound like an 8 year old girl discussing Justin Beiber. Grow the fuck up and get a real life because the one you have now is obviously sorely lacking. —Reality Check for Dr. Lover

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  1. I’ve never really got the obsessions with tv/movie/music ppl. Yes, you can love someone but becoming an obsessive fan girl is stooopid.

  2. A 35 year woman lusting after a fictional doctor – that’s so fucking sad, it makes me want to eat a pail of earthworms.

  3. Next you’ll be telling me that Richard Sharpe was the fictional creation of a British writer and that he would have needed a Lear Jet to have been involved in all the Peninsular War skirmishes that he fought in. Liar! Bastard!

  4. Dr House is SEXY.

    Zed’ll probably rip into me for saying this (*eyeroll*) but: I’d hit it. *shrug*

  5. “… he gets along with almost everyone and if someone doesn’t like him that they are just delusional.” Definitely not House.

  6. “Dr House is SEXY.” are you mental. That is a lot of emotional trouble right there. Noooo thank you, even if his pay cheque and intellect may make one swoon.

    “Orgasmatron: 49% Motherfucker, 51% Son of a Bitch” Impressive!

  7. Is this a joke bitch? Because your friend needs serious help if not. And my guess is Mr Dreamy or Mc Steamy. Or one of the doctors off that new Off the Map show.

  8. omg. this bitch is awesome.

    Must be Dr. Avery from Greys Anatomy. He’s dreamy.

  9. Dr. Kevorkian has a decent bedside manner, but you weren’t around for a second opinion.

  10. Ha ha sharpe is just so awesome that he can pull it off, even if he got shot and infected countless times and the amount of near misses.

  11. Thank God Sgt. Harper was there with his medicinal maggots. Think I’m gonna like you Anglo. >: )

  12. i got ya all beat guys, it’s dr. victor von frankenstein, and his bedside manner, brings back the dead. his eyes are like two steaming cesspools in the moonlight, and his hair, well holy shit, what a stylist he must have. i of course am talking about the first dr., the one that cries,”it’s alive”, a classic line there.

  13. I would write a comment about how much of a loser this person is. But seriously, I get crushes on anime and video game characters so technically I’m much much worse.

    But hey, at least I don’t talk about Cloud and Vegeta all day, sheesh!

  14. I knew a guy once who thought by concentrating real hard he could become super saiyon

  15. crushes on anime and VG characters?

    he’s hot, no he’s hot, oh he’s hot…
    I’d do him… dreamy McSsteamy….
    blah blah blah…

    TTFN, pass the worms, I’m pulling up a chair.
    I’ll have the mongolian death worms if they’re in season.

  16. I gotta say — I saw a few dreamy mcsteamies this morning walking across campus to my office.

    There are some NICE looking young men around here. If I can’t eat real candy, I might as well enjoy the nice EYE candy that’s seemingly in abundance around these parts 😀

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