What is it about “OUT OF SERVICE” you don’t get you stupid fucks! If you see a bus and it says out of service it means out of fucking service. Just fucking stand there until a number comes up on the destination sign, it’s that fucking simple. Fuck off and let the drivers have some peace for a few fuckin’ minutes. Don’t ask what number it’s gonna be. It says out of service. The destinantion sign will let you dumb fucks know when it’s time to look to see what number it’s gonna be. FUCK! —Dumb Bus Riders
This article appears in Sep 27 – Oct 3, 2012.
When I took bus driving lessons back in the UK, the bus was an old double decker with signs and emblems all over it saying TRAINING BUS, we used to laugh at the munters who would run to try and catch it.
Ok psycho.
If you don’t like SERVICE BASED EMPLOYMENT, then quit and give your job to someone who deserves it.
Also, try eating less fried foods and possibly some lower sodium options. Your fat, bus drivin ass, is heading full speed into a heart attack.
If the question bothers you that much, and it’s feasible, turn off the bus and walk away to get your piece and quiet. As much as I’d love to see that question disappear, it won’t, so adapt as best you can.
have you o.p., ever tried to get one of those fucking 52 buses on a sunday, going to the darkside? well they are a fucking pain in the ass. they are sposed to be, according to the booklet, running every half hour, but if one comes by in 45 minutes, consider yourself very fucking lucky.
i have seen no less than (count them) 12 fucking out of service buses come by, when the 52 was due, and they look at you like you got 10 heads. then there are the other buses, if you asked them if they saw a 52 on their way, nope. when bus finally gets to you, you ask how come they are late. their answer usually is, well you must have missed the one before, or the best one, maybe you didn’t see it go by.
now in truth, my eyes aren’t the best anymore, so how the fuck could i not see this big fucking blue and silver fucking bus? get fucking real you dumb ass fucks. we aren’t as stupid as you think we are. this bitch has been brought to you by kill off metro transit, thank you.
Just do your damn job and serve your customers, whose taxes contribute to your salary, by telling them what the fucking bus is going to turn into. Maybe you should try earning your $50k+ salary, asshole.
Christ… it’s not even cold yet.
Just imagine how many people you’re going to purposely piss off (and subsequently transport anyway) when it’s frikkin’ freezing out.
Way to spread the hate.
Hey Stephen Harper is the Devil, I figure that pill you took to help you deal with your job…I mean Penis Envy…probably had a warning that you should seek immediate medical attention if it lasted more than four hours.
OB, I don’t have to use the crappy bus system here anymore. Thank goodness. You have a shitty attitude. If you don’t want to deal with the public, you shouldn’t be a bus driver. Especially a driver with an attitude like yours.
Good one, Cynical!! That must be union douchebag humour, cause the only people to understand it was you and Wheels. I sure hope you’re not known as the funny one at the union hall. Now, back to licking Kenny’s taint!
Sorry S.H.I.T.D. I didn’t realize you were a c@#t!
We’ve known that for a while now….
the fact that you are too is a new revelation though.