To the assholes who stole the chairs right off our porch – I know you are probably a bunch of wasted university kids who needed chairs to prop up your rad beer pong table or whatever, but stealing from somebody’s home is cowardly.
This is a great neighborhood with families and kids too, and I’m freaked the fuck out because you had a great fucking time on MY porch while I was sleeping. Fuck off, the likes of you are not welcome in this town. —Nowhere to seat my non-jackass ass
This article appears in Sep 16-22, 2010.
First the plants, now the chairs!? There is a silly thief running around! He’s probably just trying to have a nice porch/deck of his own.
He’s climbing in your windows, he’s snatching your people up!
He is really dumb, fo real.
Please tell me someone gets the reference …
sorry donkey…give it up^^but wait, i hear some nerds. someone will know it’s just not me
is that the ummm..french spelling for chairs? 🙂
That would be chaise…so kinda close, phonetically speaking.
oiu Madame ; like the lounge chair I’m am sometimes a little stoopide in the head you know 🙂 oui pardone tabernac 🙂
I speak no French but I do have access to Goggle. Do you cook French cuisine martym?
but of course my little beeatch but of course 🙂
Is it French, the duck dish with orange sauce? nom nom nom
This is unrelated but Cool Tanoki, notsoNTH. Made me smile to see it.
She’s got a million of ’em. GnotsoGnewt of the Gnippled Gnomes we call her. >; )
Perhaps you should invest in an outside light equipped with a motion detector – then when it goes off you get in motion with a baseball bat and pound the fuck out of the wasted scumbags thereby further advancing their learning curve.
Anybody cross paths with the 12 year old panhandler on Barrington this morning. Mouthy little tyke with a wool hat, sweater hanging to his knees and the soul-dead personality of a career criminal. I know monsters are made, not born but if this little shit stick sounds familiar, keep an eye on your pets and if you see him frigging about by the train tracks alert Via Rail, and the HRP.
We need to have laws installed where individuals have more legal right to protect themselves and their families.i think we should follow the attitude of the southern states,you enter my land without permission, goodnight.
Thanks BlueBelle for the compliment, and thanks Col. Ivan for those nice nicknames.
I guess I am still somewhat gnew to this city, when I haven’t seen a 12 year old panhandler or punks that throw drinks out their car windows at pedestrians. These stories sound so alien, like something that shouldn’t happen in real life.
But the opposition is protecting us from criminals by wanting to keep the gun registry. Afterall criminals are law abiding citizens who just can’t wait to register their guns, while you have to keep a baseball bat. But remember if you use the bat, you will be charged for assault with a weapon, for trying to protect you loved ones and your home.
canard a la orange oui ; but that’s like something out of the napoleonic times ; but there’s some classics I LOVE : Bouef a la Bourguignonne ; Entrecote de Bouefs; Coq au Vin ; gautea Charlotte ; Milles Feaux YUMMY 🙂
seriously who can tell me the last criminal act perp’d with a long rifle; I can’t recall one I’m serious
Tim & Marty – 100% agreement. Shaking down citizens who obey the laws (however transparently asinine) makes me feel soooooo safe. I presume the Smelvins. the Angels and the aboriginal smugglers who line the St. Lawrence have registered their AK’s.
Marty – there you go, talking food again and putting the last lingering threads of my heterosexuality on the chopping block. >; )
NotsoNewt – always a pleasure. If I can convince you that not all Nova Scotians are computer thieving, crowd swarming rednecks then my work is worthwhile (Oh all right – I AM a redneck but at least I’ve got a sense of humour about it. >: )
Col. Ivan, you can’t be a redneck if you love literacy and books. Re: rifles, I think we should all go primitive and use sticks and stones. Maybe bows, but only the ones you have to have some muscle and proper aim to be effective with. Teach teenagers how to concentrate and spend time learning the art of archery. That’ll keep them busy & out of trouble until they learn to aim their arrows at people and their things. Who knows, by the time they learn that, they may be over 45.
martym, you mean mille-feuille 🙂 Yes that’s one of my favourite desserts of all time. *foodgasm* And also yes to the Quack Quack in Citrus Juice. I am getting fat just writing this post.
Well Newt, Ivan’s path is a complex one, but yeah, I don’t really know what I am. Silly Bugger seems to about cover it.
Marty – one word – CADIX. Make me one now you big stud or lose me forever.
Sorry folks – Peppermint mocha frappuchino sugar rush make Ivan something, something.
By the way, BlueB, nice Peko-chan avatar.
It isn’t Fujiya but the Japanese take parfait to the next level:
http://www.snowbrand-p.co.jp/restaurant/01…
I GET THE REFERENCE, DONKEY.
And I gotta say: really enjoy your posts, bud. Stick around 🙂
i spelled cake wrong too 🙁
i saw that kid this am colonel, he looked about 10 and had some adult spacktards with him *sigh* it’s gateau marty, but we knew what cha meant. ever make duck consomme…painful for paingirl…good cooks rawk
I can’t imagine the pain that’s been inflicted on this kid. He’s going to be at the epicenter of pain for the rest of his life; either as a victim or perpetrator. Supposedly the police were seen having a lengthy conversation with him yesterday morning.
well, there is always hope…rooooo
The same thing has happened to me OP, twice. I have an outside motion sensored light, which has not stopped them. I had to give up having anything nice on my deck at all. I also had a vegetable garden and they stole stuff from that too. I love my neighbourhood, but there are a lot of little bastards around here.
I get the reference too Donkey :D!
Wooo! PK and Mel *virtual high fives*
Merci merci PK 🙂
*takes hat off, bows, does the running man off stage*
consommes are easy really ; just very very time consumming PG
more chairs being ripped off,must be a bunch of lazy seniors on a crime wave, oooh, i’m so scared, hold me p.f.
Mmm…. I smell french food talk and I just can’t stay away. Yay for marty. 🙂 Boeuf Bourgognone is def one of my favs… had it in a little restaurant in an Inn in Burgundy, with escargot to start and a cheese course to finish and several lovely bottles of wine… I tell ya, that’s heaven on earth, it is.
LMAO ….. I GET THE REFERENCE, DONKEY.
and now that shit is stuck in my head!