You stumble in through the door, totally hammered, and I have to babysit you until 3am. Now you are probably wondering why this is not in the Bitch section. Because I got to take care of you the whole night, and make sure you were okay, and then laugh at your hungover ass the next day. —The Boyfriendsitter

This article appears in Apr 29 – May 5, 2010.

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  1. True Love and Lush….You sound like a nice caring person. I just hope she’s not constantly drunk.

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